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"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."

"I met my wife by breaking two of my rules: never date a girl seriously that you meet at a nightclub and never date a fan."

"Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife."

"My wife volunteered her services as Red Cross nurse, insisting upon being sent to the front, in order to be as near me as could be, but it developed later that no nurse was allowed to go farther than the large troop hospitals far in the rear of the actual operations."

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