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"What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife."

"And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being."

"We can't thank Dave enough. He could call me if my wife was about to have a baby and tell me he needed tonight for his show and I'd find some way to get her to let me head to New York."

"My wife and I have always trusted each other, and I have to thank her strength."

"A successful woman preacher was once asked what special obstacles have you met as a woman in the ministry? Not one, she answered, except the lack of a minister's wife."

"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
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"The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win."

"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all."

"People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it."
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