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"And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being."

"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."

"If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter."

"If a composer has a nice wife and some nice children, how can he let the children starve on his dissonances?"

"I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance."
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"People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it."

"The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win."

"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all."
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