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"So I decided to form a production company with my wife and our partner Diane."

"I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times."

"Terry said he had this new kid and his wife didn't want to live in England. He wanted to tour. He hated being in the studio. Terry liked seeing various bars the world over and getting smashed out of his brain. He was a sort of latent Keith Moon."

"It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass."

"I have a wife and a son, but the gay rumors have started. I guess it's a sign that I'm moving up the ladder."
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"The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win."

"People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it."

"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all."
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