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"I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me."
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"I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'"
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"Talking to my wife, we stare at each other, saying, 'How is this happening? Why is this happening? Why now?' It's nothing I ever aspired to."
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"Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife."
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"We had the boy's name picked out, but we didn't have a girl's. When he turned out to be a boy, we were so relieved. Literally, in the middle of contracting and pushing, and with my wife being drugged - out and half - lucid, we were still coming up with names."
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"I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times."
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"My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it."
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"I am so glad my wife tolerates me. And we have three wonderful sons."
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"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."
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"I prefer the word 'homemaker' because 'housewife' always implies that there may be a wife someplace else."
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"Yes I'm still working, but my life's no longer filled with it."
Life
"At 17, I dreamed of seeing the world. At 19, I had been around the world and back."
World
"Like an opera singer, I am able to sing out my song in paint."
Opera
"The government gave me enough money to go to acting school."
Government
"I will always remember this summer day in Paris, when I was to perform a great acrobatic move. I can still see myself stepping on the ring of a packed circus along real performers."
Day
"I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife."
Wife
"I enlisted when I was a boy. The Navy looked after me like my mother. It fed me, took care of me and gave me wonderful opportunities."
Mother
"I've just opened a show in Florida, although I also have many pieces on display around the world."
World
"The service meant so much to me. You don't know privileged I feel and how lucky I am to have served."
Service
"I've made 122 movies, and I daresay there's a picture of mine showing somewhere in the world every day."
Movies
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