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"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge."
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"If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter."
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"A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife."
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"He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows."
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"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
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"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
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"I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'"
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"I am so glad my wife tolerates me. And we have three wonderful sons."
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"So I decided to form a production company with my wife and our partner Diane."
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"I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife."
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"If a composer has a nice wife and some nice children, how can he let the children starve on his dissonances?"
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"You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any."
People
"In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure."
Success
"I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread."
American
"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."
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"Gray hair is God's graffiti."
God
"Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice."
Woman
"The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet."
Truth
"Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy."
Men
"Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it."
Life
"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge."
Wife
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