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"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge."
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"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
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"If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter."
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Personal Development
"He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows."
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"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
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"In Hawaii, we go to this wonderful place, all families. My wife and I go directly from breakfast to a beach chair where we read all day. My daughter goes from water to pool to running around with friends she meets, some of whom are regulars there."
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"The only thing I feel passionate about is my wife."
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"The show can go on without me, and probably will, but I want to come back to act in Chicago. My wife and I just bought a condo downtown, and I want to do theater."
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"I board with a poor Scotchman: his wife can talk scarce any English."
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"A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife."
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"My wife says that my tombstone will read, 'Here lies Mr.C, who used to be Mr.B.' So I think that's probably what I'll be remembered for."
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"Old is always fifteen years from now."
Now
"Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it."
Life
"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."
End
"Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger."
Work
"A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station."
Father
"Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them."
Civilization
"Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it."
Want
"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge."
Wife
"Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice."
Woman
"My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children."
Parenting
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