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"I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me."
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"I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'"
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"Talking to my wife, we stare at each other, saying, 'How is this happening? Why is this happening? Why now?' It's nothing I ever aspired to."
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"Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife."
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"We had the boy's name picked out, but we didn't have a girl's. When he turned out to be a boy, we were so relieved. Literally, in the middle of contracting and pushing, and with my wife being drugged - out and half - lucid, we were still coming up with names."
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"I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times."
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"My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it."
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"I am so glad my wife tolerates me. And we have three wonderful sons."
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"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."
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"I prefer the word 'homemaker' because 'housewife' always implies that there may be a wife someplace else."
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"Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us."
Computer
"A few great minds are enough to endow humanity with monstrous power, but a few great hearts are not enough to make us worthy of using it."
Power
"Theories pass. The frog remains."
Theory
"Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god."
God
"God, that dumping ground of our dreams."
Dream
"To reflect is to disturb one's thoughts."
Thought
"I should have no use for a paradise in which I should be deprived of the right to prefer hell."
Paradise
"Somebody told me I should put a pebble in my mouth to cure my stuttering. Well, I tried it, and during a scene I swallowed the pebble. That was the end of that."
Cure
"Falsity cannot keep an idea from being beautiful; there are certain errors of such ingenuity that one could regret their not ranking among the achievements of the human mind."
Idea
"To say of men that they are bad is to say they are worse than we think we are, or worse than the ideal man whose image we have built up on the basis of a certain few."
Men
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