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"I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times."
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"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
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"I know at the beginning of our careers, my wife and I were gut wrenchingly competitive."
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"Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first."
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"Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you."
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"A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together."
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"Do you want to be an artist and a writer, or a wife and a lover? With kids, your focus changes. I don't want to go to PTA meetings."
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"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge."
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"I'm still very close friends with his first wife, Neile, who is now remarried."
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"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."
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"I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion."
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"I don't think President Bush is doing anything at all about Aids. In fact, I'm not sure he even knows how to spell Aids."
Fact
"It is strange that the years teach us patience; that the shorter our time, the greater our capacity for waiting."
Time
"Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses."
Men
"I've only slept with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?"
Men
"I think I'm finally growing up - and about time."
Time
"Big girls need big diamonds."
Girls
"Marriage is a great institution."
Marriage
"I don't pretend to be an ordinary housewife."
Housewife
"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues."
People
"My mother says I didn't open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw was an engagement ring. I was hooked."
Mother
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