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"I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times."
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"If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter."
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"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
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"In Hawaii, we go to this wonderful place, all families. My wife and I go directly from breakfast to a beach chair where we read all day. My daughter goes from water to pool to running around with friends she meets, some of whom are regulars there."
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"The only thing I feel passionate about is my wife."
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"The show can go on without me, and probably will, but I want to come back to act in Chicago. My wife and I just bought a condo downtown, and I want to do theater."
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"I board with a poor Scotchman: his wife can talk scarce any English."
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"A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife."
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"My wife says that my tombstone will read, 'Here lies Mr.C, who used to be Mr.B.' So I think that's probably what I'll be remembered for."
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"I'm still very close friends with his first wife, Neile, who is now remarried."
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"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."
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"You find out who your real friends are when you're involved in a scandal."
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"Marriage is a great institution."
Marriage
"I don't think President Bush is doing anything at all about Aids. In fact, I'm not sure he even knows how to spell Aids."
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"People who know me well, call me Elizabeth. I dislike Liz."
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"I have a woman's body and a child's emotions."
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"I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times."
Wife
"If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down."
Dumb
"Success is a great deodorant."
Success
"It is strange that the years teach us patience; that the shorter our time, the greater our capacity for waiting."
Time
"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues."
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