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"I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me."
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"I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'"
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"Talking to my wife, we stare at each other, saying, 'How is this happening? Why is this happening? Why now?' It's nothing I ever aspired to."
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"Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife."
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"We had the boy's name picked out, but we didn't have a girl's. When he turned out to be a boy, we were so relieved. Literally, in the middle of contracting and pushing, and with my wife being drugged - out and half - lucid, we were still coming up with names."
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"I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times."
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"My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it."
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"I am so glad my wife tolerates me. And we have three wonderful sons."
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"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."
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"I prefer the word 'homemaker' because 'housewife' always implies that there may be a wife someplace else."
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"They want a lip print for their autograph books. I'm a sport; I go along."
Books
"Tell me the truth - do you think I've lost my Southern accent? I feel it comes back to me only when I'm shouting at fights or at baseball games."
Truth
"We made one film called Thy Neighbor's Wife in which I got flogged at the public whipping post for adultery. I did my best acting in that film, I guess."
Wife
"I'm not a very good painter, but I'm learning a lot."
Learning
"Painting self-portraits without clothes on has also given me some publicity."
Clothes
"Believe it or not, I was all fully rounded by the time I was nine years old."
Time
"I like to take afternoon naps in the nude."
Naps
"Anything I learned about the fine art of acting I learned from Hugo."
Art
"None of the European girls, including Anita Ekberg, has anything not found on American girls as well."
American
"One newspaper even published one of my nude paintings - the one of me naked from the waste up."
Waste
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