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"And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being."
"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
"If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter."
"Having been to Europe and working and traveling there, the restaurants my wife and I remember were always off the beaten trail restaurants. So I tried to seek a little 'off the beaten trail,' but cool area."
"If a composer has a nice wife and some nice children, how can he let the children starve on his dissonances?"
Explore more quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
"A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home."
"It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass."
"What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife."
"At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't."
"With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me."
"We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together."
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