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"And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being."
"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
"If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter."
"If a composer has a nice wife and some nice children, how can he let the children starve on his dissonances?"
"I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance."
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"My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself."
"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me."
"A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well."
"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
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