"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."

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"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."

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"Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first."

Billy Sunday, American Clergyman

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Jean Rostand, French Scientist

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"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."

Henny Youngman, American Comedian

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"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

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Will Rogers, American Actor

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"There was a whole display set up of all the X-Men paraphernalia. My wife couldn't resist telling this 5-year-old boy that I was Wolverine. The little kid looked up at me and he was staring at me."

Hugh Jackman, Australian Actor

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"The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband."

William Blackstone, English Judge

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"A favorite cast? Lisa Kudrow, Anthony Hopkins, Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman, and my wife."

William H. Macy, American Actor

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"I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife."

Tony Curtis, American Actor

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"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."

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"Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first."

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"Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to."

"I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock."

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