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"My former wife is a truly wonderful person."
Burt Lancaster
"My former wife is a truly wonderful person."
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"I don't feel ashamed of my wife's political background, and I don't think she should either. I feel that the people who administered the North of Ireland for the last 20 years should be ashamed. There you are."
Stephen Rea
"I don't feel ashamed of my wife's political background, and I don't think she should either. I feel that the people who administered the North of Ireland for the last 20 years should be ashamed. There you are."
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"Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first."
Billy Sunday
"Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first."
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"Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately."
Jeff Foxworthy
"Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately."
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"I'm still very close friends with his first wife, Neile, who is now remarried."
Robert Vaughn
"I'm still very close friends with his first wife, Neile, who is now remarried."
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"I think my wife saw a picture of the rock group Journey, and they're kind of aging, and the one guy had dyed blonde hair with black roots, and... my idea was to get a little earring, I wanted to have a dangling earring."
Fred Willard
"I think my wife saw a picture of the rock group Journey, and they're kind of aging, and the one guy had dyed blonde hair with black roots, and... my idea was to get a little earring, I wanted to have a dangling earring."
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"I'd much rather be famous for being a fabulous bitch than being, She does that nice wife really well."
Christine Baranski
"I'd much rather be famous for being a fabulous bitch than being, She does that nice wife really well."
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"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."
Henny Youngman
"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."
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"I've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife."
Joan Collins
"I've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife."
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"I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly."
Sean Connery
"I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly."
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"You can be very independent, but admit to wanting somebody close to you and that's what me and my wife have. We don't need each other but we want to be with each other and I think it's important to educate the kids with that."
Boris Kodjoe
"You can be very independent, but admit to wanting somebody close to you and that's what me and my wife have. We don't need each other but we want to be with each other and I think it's important to educate the kids with that."
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"Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers."
Jessica Alba
"Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers."
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"I met my wife in Washington, D.C. I was a senior in college. WW II was about to descend upon us. Jobs were starting to open up after a prolonged depression."
Tom Glazer
"I met my wife in Washington, D.C. I was a senior in college. WW II was about to descend upon us. Jobs were starting to open up after a prolonged depression."
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"It would be flattering to call it a modern Dirty Harry, but I think this film deals more with the loss of his wife than the traditional revenge vigilante films."
Vin Diesel
"It would be flattering to call it a modern Dirty Harry, but I think this film deals more with the loss of his wife than the traditional revenge vigilante films."
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"He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'"
Joe Viterelli
"He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'"
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"You know, grieve your wife, this is an impulsive thing and you have no idea the kind of trouble you're getting yourself into it. And of course he doesn't listen to me and he adopts this child."
Oliver Platt
"You know, grieve your wife, this is an impulsive thing and you have no idea the kind of trouble you're getting yourself into it. And of course he doesn't listen to me and he adopts this child."
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"He was happily married - but his wife wasn't."
Victor Borge
"He was happily married - but his wife wasn't."
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"Take my wife... Please!"
Henny Youngman
"Take my wife... Please!"
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"I think for Beecher specifically, Keller was with him when his wife died. Beecher had decided after he first got into prison that he had to shut off everybody. You can't let anybody in and you have to become like them and you have to be threatening and all that."
Lee Tergesen
"I think for Beecher specifically, Keller was with him when his wife died. Beecher had decided after he first got into prison that he had to shut off everybody. You can't let anybody in and you have to become like them and you have to be threatening and all that."
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"I had just broken up with my wife so I was searching for another way to live."
Michael Davis
"I had just broken up with my wife so I was searching for another way to live."
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"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
Rodney Dangerfield
"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
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"In Hawaii, we go to this wonderful place, all families. My wife and I go directly from breakfast to a beach chair where we read all day. My daughter goes from water to pool to running around with friends she meets, some of whom are regulars there."
Stephen Collins
"In Hawaii, we go to this wonderful place, all families. My wife and I go directly from breakfast to a beach chair where we read all day. My daughter goes from water to pool to running around with friends she meets, some of whom are regulars there."
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"I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance."
Frank Carson
"I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance."
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"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
Groucho Marx
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
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"Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife."
Queen Victoria
"Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife."
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"The greatest king of Israel, King David, the author of the Psalms, sent a man out to die in battle so that he could sleep with his wife."
Robert Duvall
"The greatest king of Israel, King David, the author of the Psalms, sent a man out to die in battle so that he could sleep with his wife."
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"I don't have friends, I have thousands of acquaintances. No friends. I figured I had a wife and children."
Charles Bronson
"I don't have friends, I have thousands of acquaintances. No friends. I figured I had a wife and children."
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"I met my wife, Doreen, who was a dancer in the show."
Ernie Wise
"I met my wife, Doreen, who was a dancer in the show."
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"With us tonight is William Warfield, who is with us tonight. He is a wonderful man, and so is his wife."
Eugene Ormandy
"With us tonight is William Warfield, who is with us tonight. He is a wonderful man, and so is his wife."
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"I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion."
Don Adams
"I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion."
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"My wife thinks I'm completely mad."
Malcolm Williamson
"My wife thinks I'm completely mad."
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"We have two kids, my wife and myself."
Thelonious Monk
"We have two kids, my wife and myself."
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"Oh, my God! My wife and I, boy, we got down that night. On a personal note!"
Derek Luke
"Oh, my God! My wife and I, boy, we got down that night. On a personal note!"
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"My wife and two children traveled with me on locations all last season."
Martin Milner
"My wife and two children traveled with me on locations all last season."
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"I used to hang out with Salvador Dali a lot. He was such a nice man. I really liked his wife Gala, too. People say that she was tricky, but she was never difficult with me."
Jerry Hall
"I used to hang out with Salvador Dali a lot. He was such a nice man. I really liked his wife Gala, too. People say that she was tricky, but she was never difficult with me."
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"My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments."
John Barrymore
"My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments."
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"I no longer need to be someone's wife. I'm doing okay as I am."
Linda Evans
"I no longer need to be someone's wife. I'm doing okay as I am."
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"I met my wife by breaking two of my rules: never date a girl seriously that you meet at a nightclub and never date a fan."
Corey Feldman
"I met my wife by breaking two of my rules: never date a girl seriously that you meet at a nightclub and never date a fan."
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"Finding a good band is Iike finding a good wife. You got to keep trying till you find the right one."
Ace Frehley
"Finding a good band is Iike finding a good wife. You got to keep trying till you find the right one."
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"I promise to be an excellent husband, but give me a wife who, like the moon, will not appear every day in my sky."
Anton Chekhov
"I promise to be an excellent husband, but give me a wife who, like the moon, will not appear every day in my sky."
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"So I decided to form a production company with my wife and our partner Diane."
Ray Liotta
"So I decided to form a production company with my wife and our partner Diane."
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"A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together."
James H. Boren
"A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together."
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"I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me."
Sean Connery
"I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me."
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"My wife read Narc as well and was really into it."
Ray Liotta
"My wife read Narc as well and was really into it."
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"If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife."
Ryan Stiles
"If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife."
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"A favorite cast? Lisa Kudrow, Anthony Hopkins, Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman, and my wife."
William H. Macy
"A favorite cast? Lisa Kudrow, Anthony Hopkins, Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman, and my wife."
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"My wife and I are affiliated with a temple here in Los Angeles. We feel very close to the congregation and to the rabbi, who happens to be my wife's cousin and who I admire greatly. I talk to him regularly but I consider myself more spiritual than religious."
Leonard Nimoy
"My wife and I are affiliated with a temple here in Los Angeles. We feel very close to the congregation and to the rabbi, who happens to be my wife's cousin and who I admire greatly. I talk to him regularly but I consider myself more spiritual than religious."
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"Agnes Darling, if such should be we never meet again, while firing my last shot, I will gently breathe the name of my wife - Agnes - and with wishes even for my enemies I will make the plunge and try to swim to the other shore."
Wild Bill Hickok
"Agnes Darling, if such should be we never meet again, while firing my last shot, I will gently breathe the name of my wife - Agnes - and with wishes even for my enemies I will make the plunge and try to swim to the other shore."
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"Every man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself, and the wife smiles and lets it go at that."
James M. Barrie
"Every man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself, and the wife smiles and lets it go at that."
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"Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them."
Dan Castellaneta
"Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them."
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