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"We got off the Clash of the Titans tour and I said that my wife and I were working on having a baby and sure enough we found out that she was pregnant. So I told them nine months in advance that I wasn't going to tour in September so I could witness the birth of my first son."
Dave Lombardo
"We got off the Clash of the Titans tour and I said that my wife and I were working on having a baby and sure enough we found out that she was pregnant. So I told them nine months in advance that I wasn't going to tour in September so I could witness the birth of my first son."
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"Caesar's wife should be above suspicion."
John Langhorne
"Caesar's wife should be above suspicion."
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"No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner."
Thomas R. Dewar
"No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner."
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"I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times."
Elizabeth Taylor
"I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times."
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"There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife."
Clare Boothe Luce
"There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife."
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"Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye."
Thomas Fuller
"Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye."
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"I'd much rather be famous for being a fabulous bitch than being, She does that nice wife really well."
Christine Baranski
"I'd much rather be famous for being a fabulous bitch than being, She does that nice wife really well."
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"Next door, there's an old man who lived to his nineties and one day passed away in his sleep. And his wife, she stayed for a couple of days and passed away. I'm sorry, I know that's a strange way to tell you that I know we belong."
Ben Folds
"Next door, there's an old man who lived to his nineties and one day passed away in his sleep. And his wife, she stayed for a couple of days and passed away. I'm sorry, I know that's a strange way to tell you that I know we belong."
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"Take my wife... Please!"
Henny Youngman
"Take my wife... Please!"
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"I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me."
Sean Connery
"I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me."
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"The show can go on without me, and probably will, but I want to come back to act in Chicago. My wife and I just bought a condo downtown, and I want to do theater."
William Petersen
"The show can go on without me, and probably will, but I want to come back to act in Chicago. My wife and I just bought a condo downtown, and I want to do theater."
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"In Hawaii, we go to this wonderful place, all families. My wife and I go directly from breakfast to a beach chair where we read all day. My daughter goes from water to pool to running around with friends she meets, some of whom are regulars there."
Stephen Collins
"In Hawaii, we go to this wonderful place, all families. My wife and I go directly from breakfast to a beach chair where we read all day. My daughter goes from water to pool to running around with friends she meets, some of whom are regulars there."
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"When you have a godly husband, a godly wife, children who respect their parents and who are loved by their parents, who provide for those children their physical and spiritual and material needs, lovingly, you have the idea unit."
Jerry Falwell
"When you have a godly husband, a godly wife, children who respect their parents and who are loved by their parents, who provide for those children their physical and spiritual and material needs, lovingly, you have the idea unit."
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"Oh, my God! My wife and I, boy, we got down that night. On a personal note!"
Derek Luke
"Oh, my God! My wife and I, boy, we got down that night. On a personal note!"
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"My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments."
John Barrymore
"My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments."
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"I'm very close with Bob and his lovely, fabulous wife Catherine, too."
Sally Kellerman
"I'm very close with Bob and his lovely, fabulous wife Catherine, too."
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"Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately."
Jeff Foxworthy
"Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately."
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"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
Groucho Marx
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
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"When I raced with Mercedes, I thought I'd learn German. But my wife didn't want to live in Germany."
Juan Manuel Fangio
"When I raced with Mercedes, I thought I'd learn German. But my wife didn't want to live in Germany."
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"I'm still working, I've got two arms, two legs, two gorgeous kids, a lovely wife. Fifteen years ago, I was homeless. So when you think about it, I'm lucky."
Ian Hart
"I'm still working, I've got two arms, two legs, two gorgeous kids, a lovely wife. Fifteen years ago, I was homeless. So when you think about it, I'm lucky."
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"I had been in a film, playing a young British aristocrat. My wife told me that she was invited to a dinner and she invited me to dinner and the hostess had seen me and said, 'You cannot bring him.' but I think that I've done enough to shatter the image."
Michael York
"I had been in a film, playing a young British aristocrat. My wife told me that she was invited to a dinner and she invited me to dinner and the hostess had seen me and said, 'You cannot bring him.' but I think that I've done enough to shatter the image."
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"So I decided to form a production company with my wife and our partner Diane."
Ray Liotta
"So I decided to form a production company with my wife and our partner Diane."
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"A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together."
James H. Boren
"A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together."
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"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."
Joey Adams
"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."
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"I know at the beginning of our careers, my wife and I were gut wrenchingly competitive."
Barry Mann
"I know at the beginning of our careers, my wife and I were gut wrenchingly competitive."
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"As part of my relationship with my wife and my daughter, and we share everything and talk about everything."
Boris Kodjoe
"As part of my relationship with my wife and my daughter, and we share everything and talk about everything."
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"I met my wife in Washington, D.C. I was a senior in college. WW II was about to descend upon us. Jobs were starting to open up after a prolonged depression."
Tom Glazer
"I met my wife in Washington, D.C. I was a senior in college. WW II was about to descend upon us. Jobs were starting to open up after a prolonged depression."
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"My Cleveland years were both scientifically and personally most rewarding. My wife Judy was able to rejoin me in our research and my research group grew rapidly."
George Andrew Olah
"My Cleveland years were both scientifically and personally most rewarding. My wife Judy was able to rejoin me in our research and my research group grew rapidly."
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"Terry said he had this new kid and his wife didn't want to live in England. He wanted to tour. He hated being in the studio. Terry liked seeing various bars the world over and getting smashed out of his brain. He was a sort of latent Keith Moon."
Andy Partridge
"Terry said he had this new kid and his wife didn't want to live in England. He wanted to tour. He hated being in the studio. Terry liked seeing various bars the world over and getting smashed out of his brain. He was a sort of latent Keith Moon."
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"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."
Rodney Dangerfield
"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."
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"England is my wife, America my mistress. It is very good sometimes to get away from one's wife."
Cedric Hardwicke
"England is my wife, America my mistress. It is very good sometimes to get away from one's wife."
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"I'm married, I have three children, I never hit my wife."
Ja Rule
"I'm married, I have three children, I never hit my wife."
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"A successful woman preacher was once asked what special obstacles have you met as a woman in the ministry? Not one, she answered, except the lack of a minister's wife."
Anna Garlin Spencer
"A successful woman preacher was once asked what special obstacles have you met as a woman in the ministry? Not one, she answered, except the lack of a minister's wife."
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"Every man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself, and the wife smiles and lets it go at that."
James M. Barrie
"Every man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself, and the wife smiles and lets it go at that."
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"Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them."
Dan Castellaneta
"Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them."
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"Do you want to be an artist and a writer, or a wife and a lover? With kids, your focus changes. I don't want to go to PTA meetings."
Stevie Nicks
"Do you want to be an artist and a writer, or a wife and a lover? With kids, your focus changes. I don't want to go to PTA meetings."
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"My wife read Narc as well and was really into it."
Ray Liotta
"My wife read Narc as well and was really into it."
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"I board with a poor Scotchman: his wife can talk scarce any English."
David Brainerd
"I board with a poor Scotchman: his wife can talk scarce any English."
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"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."
Jimmy Durante
"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."
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"I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash."
James Brown
"I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash."
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"My wife and I, we like to ride where there's not much traffic."
Evel Knievel
"My wife and I, we like to ride where there's not much traffic."
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"Roman's wife Sharon Tate had been murdered by Charles Manson the year before, but Roman had been through so much leaving the Warsaw ghetto that he was very strong and private."
Francesca Annis
"Roman's wife Sharon Tate had been murdered by Charles Manson the year before, but Roman had been through so much leaving the Warsaw ghetto that he was very strong and private."
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"I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife."
Tony Curtis
"I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife."
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"My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light."
Rodney Dangerfield
"My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light."
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"We had to be very careful on our best behaviour when we went to these other countries. And then I made a living, I had a chance to support my wife and my kids. It was a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful program from that point of view."
Gavin MacLeod
"We had to be very careful on our best behaviour when we went to these other countries. And then I made a living, I had a chance to support my wife and my kids. It was a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful program from that point of view."
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"He's a fool that marries, but he's a greater that does not marry a fool; what is wit in a wife good for, but to make a man a cuckold?"
William Wycherley
"He's a fool that marries, but he's a greater that does not marry a fool; what is wit in a wife good for, but to make a man a cuckold?"
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"I used to hang out with Salvador Dali a lot. He was such a nice man. I really liked his wife Gala, too. People say that she was tricky, but she was never difficult with me."
Jerry Hall
"I used to hang out with Salvador Dali a lot. He was such a nice man. I really liked his wife Gala, too. People say that she was tricky, but she was never difficult with me."
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"Having been to Europe and working and traveling there, the restaurants my wife and I remember were always off the beaten trail restaurants. So I tried to seek a little 'off the beaten trail,' but cool area."
Todd English
"Having been to Europe and working and traveling there, the restaurants my wife and I remember were always off the beaten trail restaurants. So I tried to seek a little 'off the beaten trail,' but cool area."
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"I came down to the living room one day and my wife was standing in the living room. It wasn't an illusion. I saw her out of the corner of my eye. The moment I saw her, she vanished."
Hugh Leonard
"I came down to the living room one day and my wife was standing in the living room. It wasn't an illusion. I saw her out of the corner of my eye. The moment I saw her, she vanished."
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"I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'"
Emo Philips
"I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'"
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