top of page
.png){kind=small}
"Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately."
Standard
Customized
Exlpore more Wife quotes
"And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being."
"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
"If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter."
"If a composer has a nice wife and some nice children, how can he let the children starve on his dissonances?"
"I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance."
Explore more quotes by Jeff Foxworthy
"If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck."
"I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family."
"I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument."
"The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him."
"Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work."
"You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education."
"Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door."
"I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie."
bottom of page