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"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
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"If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter."
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Personal Development
"He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows."
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"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
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"In Hawaii, we go to this wonderful place, all families. My wife and I go directly from breakfast to a beach chair where we read all day. My daughter goes from water to pool to running around with friends she meets, some of whom are regulars there."
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"The only thing I feel passionate about is my wife."
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"The show can go on without me, and probably will, but I want to come back to act in Chicago. My wife and I just bought a condo downtown, and I want to do theater."
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"I board with a poor Scotchman: his wife can talk scarce any English."
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"A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife."
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"My wife says that my tombstone will read, 'Here lies Mr.C, who used to be Mr.B.' So I think that's probably what I'll be remembered for."
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"Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it."
Worth
"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it."
Love
"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."
Money
"Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering."
Suffering
"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."
Wife
"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
Wife
"When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say."
God
"I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock."
Money
"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope."
Mother
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Music
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