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"What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife."
"And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being."
"We can't thank Dave enough. He could call me if my wife was about to have a baby and tell me he needed tonight for his show and I'd find some way to get her to let me head to New York."
"My wife and I have always trusted each other, and I have to thank her strength."
"A successful woman preacher was once asked what special obstacles have you met as a woman in the ministry? Not one, she answered, except the lack of a minister's wife."
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"My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself."
"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."
"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."
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