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"Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife."
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"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
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"If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter."
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"He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows."
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"Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track, but I also had to make it beautiful and lovable so that a person playing it would think of it in terms of his mistress, a bartender, his wife, a good psychiatrist - whatever."
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"I think it all comes down to relationships - how I treat my wife, how I treat my kids, how I treat the guys at the grocery store, all aspects of every day, what I'm involved in."
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"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge."
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"But when we have families, when we have children, this gives us a purpose for being, to protect our children, to avoid going to jail because if I'm in jail, who looks after my children, who's there for my wife?"
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"With us tonight is William Warfield, who is with us tonight. He is a wonderful man, and so is his wife."
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"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
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"Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble."
Time
"My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments."
Wife
"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?"
Money
"America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks."
America
"Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock."
Love
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams."
Dream
"My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere."
Mother
"Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open."
Happiness
"In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief."
Man
"I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning."
Will
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