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"If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter."
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"He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows."
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"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
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"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
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"I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'"
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"I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife."
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"We can't thank Dave enough. He could call me if my wife was about to have a baby and tell me he needed tonight for his show and I'd find some way to get her to let me head to New York."
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"Two more years were to go by before I knew anything about William Blake. Many years later, when his wife died, my godfather gave me the two books as a remembrance."
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"The studio rented a house for my wife in Los Angeles under a phony name to keep reporters away. Whenever I wanted to visit her and my children, I would have to sneak in the back door after dark."
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"You can be very independent, but admit to wanting somebody close to you and that's what me and my wife have. We don't need each other but we want to be with each other and I think it's important to educate the kids with that."
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"The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good."
Living
"My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments."
Wife
"I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free."
Wonder
"In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief."
Man
"Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open."
Happiness
"Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock."
Love
"Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble."
Time
"I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning."
Will
"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?"
Money
"When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves."
Boxing
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