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"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
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"If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter."
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Personal Development
"He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows."
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"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
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"In Hawaii, we go to this wonderful place, all families. My wife and I go directly from breakfast to a beach chair where we read all day. My daughter goes from water to pool to running around with friends she meets, some of whom are regulars there."
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"The only thing I feel passionate about is my wife."
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"The show can go on without me, and probably will, but I want to come back to act in Chicago. My wife and I just bought a condo downtown, and I want to do theater."
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"I board with a poor Scotchman: his wife can talk scarce any English."
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"A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife."
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"My wife says that my tombstone will read, 'Here lies Mr.C, who used to be Mr.B.' So I think that's probably what I'll be remembered for."
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"When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves."
Boxing
"I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free."
Wonder
"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?"
Money
"The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time."
Life
"Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble."
Time
"I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom."
Wisdom
"In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief."
Man
"America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks."
America
"My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments."
Wife
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams."
Dream
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