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"And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being."

"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."

"If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter."

"If a composer has a nice wife and some nice children, how can he let the children starve on his dissonances?"

"I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance."
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"Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock."

"In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief."

"I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning."

"If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner."
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