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"Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife."
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"My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it."
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"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."
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"I prefer the word 'homemaker' because 'housewife' always implies that there may be a wife someplace else."
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"What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife."
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"My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light."
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"It's about a young man who has climbed to fame and he discovers that his writing and the relationship with his wife are really more important for him than anything else."
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"If you are a married man resident in Cuba, you cannot get a passport to go to the next town without your wife's permission in writing."
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"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
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"I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash."
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Explore more quotes by Ian Hart

"There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true."
Work

"It's not any desire on my part to start playing dads, but it's a convention of drama. If you don't get the parts of young people going out to nightclubs, you have to play their fathers."
People

"I just want to be rich and famous."
Famous

"We tend to think about fascism in terms of the Second World War."
War

"I don't know how to construct a career that'll make me famous. Except maybe get my ears pinned back, get my teeth done, and go to America. But then I'll be competing with billions of actors who haven't got false teeth, and who are 25."
Actor

"I hate auditions - when I'm doing them, I can't wait to get out the bleeding door."
Hate

"I've only used my own voice about four times on film."
Film

"Not being able to work would make me very unhappy."
Work

"I'm not usually attracted to big-budget American films."
American

"I just wanna build momentum again. Keeping yourself in work is one thing, keeping yourself in good work's another. But if it doesn't work out, so be it. As the Taoists say, Learn to accept that which you cannot change."
Change
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