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"Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them."
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"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
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"If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter."
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"He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows."
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"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
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"In Hawaii, we go to this wonderful place, all families. My wife and I go directly from breakfast to a beach chair where we read all day. My daughter goes from water to pool to running around with friends she meets, some of whom are regulars there."
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"The only thing I feel passionate about is my wife."
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"The show can go on without me, and probably will, but I want to come back to act in Chicago. My wife and I just bought a condo downtown, and I want to do theater."
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"I board with a poor Scotchman: his wife can talk scarce any English."
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"A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife."
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"My wife says that my tombstone will read, 'Here lies Mr.C, who used to be Mr.B.' So I think that's probably what I'll be remembered for."
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"There are times when the writers ask us to improvise. Sometimes the animators are inspired by what you do, and sometimes you are inspired by what the animators do."
Writer
"One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair. That was a very unique episode, since there was a gay secretary, but that wasn't even the issue of the show-the issue was Homer's image changing because he had hair."
Favorite
"The voice doesn't take a lot of effort now, but in the beginning it was hard to try to find a voice. The one I settled on was just easier to do for a half-hour."
Beginning
"The Simpsons can go anywhere in the world and not worry about any budgetary issues. However, even when the show has had its run, I think the characters can go on in perpetuity."
World
"Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy."
Play
"I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think that Homer is all that I do."
People
"Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves."
People
"In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"
Law
"It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided to write one myself."
Play
"I think the tone of the show has certainly changed over the years, because it's really, really hard to do something different when you have a show going on as long as this has."
Years
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