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"Next door, there's an old man who lived to his nineties and one day passed away in his sleep. And his wife, she stayed for a couple of days and passed away. I'm sorry, I know that's a strange way to tell you that I know we belong."
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"What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife."
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"And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being."
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"We can't thank Dave enough. He could call me if my wife was about to have a baby and tell me he needed tonight for his show and I'd find some way to get her to let me head to New York."
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"My wife and I have always trusted each other, and I have to thank her strength."
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"A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife."
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"Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife."
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"A successful woman preacher was once asked what special obstacles have you met as a woman in the ministry? Not one, she answered, except the lack of a minister's wife."
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"My wife and I, we like to ride where there's not much traffic."
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"My former wife is a truly wonderful person."
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"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
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"Next door, there's an old man who lived to his nineties and one day passed away in his sleep. And his wife, she stayed for a couple of days and passed away. I'm sorry, I know that's a strange way to tell you that I know we belong."
Wife
"A lot of 18-year-olds are like old men. They think they've seen everything."
Men
"Now that I have found someone, I'm feeling more alone... than I ever have before."
Feelings
"I'm older than I was, and I'm still washed-up, and I haven't changed my music one iota. It's just much easier to do this when people are being nice to you."
Music
"It's a tough thing to know that when you're making your album, you're going to end up collaborating with, say, Wal-Mart, on your artwork. That just sucks. And the pressure behind getting the numbers real fast is, to me, dizzying."
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"The clock never stops, never stops, never waits. We're growing old. It's getting late."
Old
"Everybody knows it hurts to grow up... and we're still fighting it."
Fight
"I used to do this big rant at the end of some gigs with Ben Folds Five. The band broke into this big heavy metal thing and I started as a joke to scream in a heavy metal falsetto. I found myself saying things like: Feel my pain, I am white, feel my pain."
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