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Rodney Dangerfield

"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."

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"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."

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"In Hawaii, we go to this wonderful place, all families. My wife and I go directly from breakfast to a beach chair where we read all day. My daughter goes from water to pool to running around with friends she meets, some of whom are regulars there."

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"The only thing I feel passionate about is my wife."

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"The show can go on without me, and probably will, but I want to come back to act in Chicago. My wife and I just bought a condo downtown, and I want to do theater."

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"I board with a poor Scotchman: his wife can talk scarce any English."

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"A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife."

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"My wife says that my tombstone will read, 'Here lies Mr.C, who used to be Mr.B.' So I think that's probably what I'll be remembered for."

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"I'm still very close friends with his first wife, Neile, who is now remarried."

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"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."

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"There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful."

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"If you are a married man resident in Cuba, you cannot get a passport to go to the next town without your wife's permission in writing."

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