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"So I decided to form a production company with my wife and our partner Diane."

"I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times."

"Terry said he had this new kid and his wife didn't want to live in England. He wanted to tour. He hated being in the studio. Terry liked seeing various bars the world over and getting smashed out of his brain. He was a sort of latent Keith Moon."

"It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass."

"I have a wife and a son, but the gay rumors have started. I guess it's a sign that I'm moving up the ladder."
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"It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass."


"Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about."


"My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home."


"With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!"
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