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"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
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"Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife."
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"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
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"If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter."
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"He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows."
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"Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track, but I also had to make it beautiful and lovable so that a person playing it would think of it in terms of his mistress, a bartender, his wife, a good psychiatrist - whatever."
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"I think it all comes down to relationships - how I treat my wife, how I treat my kids, how I treat the guys at the grocery store, all aspects of every day, what I'm involved in."
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"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge."
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"But when we have families, when we have children, this gives us a purpose for being, to protect our children, to avoid going to jail because if I'm in jail, who looks after my children, who's there for my wife?"
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"My wife thinks I'm completely mad."
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"We can't thank Dave enough. He could call me if my wife was about to have a baby and tell me he needed tonight for his show and I'd find some way to get her to let me head to New York."
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"Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough."
People
"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"
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"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
Time
"I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt."
Time
"Humor is reason gone mad."
Humor
"My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one."
Mother
"The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths."
Time
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
Life
"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
Father
"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook."
Man
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