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Rodney Dangerfield

"My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light."

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A.E. Samaan

"In Hawaii, we go to this wonderful place, all families. My wife and I go directly from breakfast to a beach chair where we read all day. My daughter goes from water to pool to running around with friends she meets, some of whom are regulars there."

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A.E. Samaan

"The only thing I feel passionate about is my wife."

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A.E. Samaan

"The show can go on without me, and probably will, but I want to come back to act in Chicago. My wife and I just bought a condo downtown, and I want to do theater."

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A.E. Samaan

"I board with a poor Scotchman: his wife can talk scarce any English."

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A.E. Samaan

"A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife."

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A.E. Samaan

"My wife says that my tombstone will read, 'Here lies Mr.C, who used to be Mr.B.' So I think that's probably what I'll be remembered for."

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A.E. Samaan

"I'm still very close friends with his first wife, Neile, who is now remarried."

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A.E. Samaan

"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."

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A.E. Samaan

"There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful."

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A.E. Samaan

"If you are a married man resident in Cuba, you cannot get a passport to go to the next town without your wife's permission in writing."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"Life is just a bowl of pits."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself."

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Rodney Dangerfield
"If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all."

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