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"If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter."
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"A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife."
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"He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows."
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"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
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"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
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"I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'"
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"I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife."
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"We can't thank Dave enough. He could call me if my wife was about to have a baby and tell me he needed tonight for his show and I'd find some way to get her to let me head to New York."
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"Two more years were to go by before I knew anything about William Blake. Many years later, when his wife died, my godfather gave me the two books as a remembrance."
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"Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye."
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"Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about."
Argument
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
Being
"My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home."
Home
"Men who do things without being told draw the most wages."
Men
"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."
Time
"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
Wife
"If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all."
Life
"The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."
Luck
"Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself."
Time
"What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife."
Wife
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