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"Playing golf is like learning a foreign language."

"I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting."

"I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf. There goes the Nike account."

"It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?"

"Almost a quarter of our planet is a single mountain range and we didn't enter it until after Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin went to the moon. So we went to the moon, played golf up there, before we went to the largest feature on our own planet."
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"Johnny once described our relationship by saying we were as close as two people could be without being married."

"There was a time... when people didn't go out of their house on Tuesday night at eight o'clock because Milton Berle was on."

"There is no planning. On the night it is really great, it's euphoria and if it is not so great there is always tomorrow night. That was his attitude."

"It's really kind of hard to be a suburb of nothing. If you don't have a downtown, you really don't have anything. It's hard to build a community around parking lots and subdivisions."

"Honesty is the most single most important factor having a direct bearing on the final success of an individual, corporation, or product."

"Like Venice, Italy, New Orleans is a cultural treasure. And everyone who lived in the city should be allowed to come back. But that doesn't mean that they all should live in exactly the same spot that they lived before."

"All Americans need a sense of place. That's what makes our physical surroundings worth caring about."

"The majority of people who buy homes in golf course communities don't play golf. Golf is way down at the bottom in terms of total numbers and growth."
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