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"Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad."
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"I play bad golf for good charities like the LA Police."
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"Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf's fallen away a bit."
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"If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably still be a caddy."
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"A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors."
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"It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?"
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"I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It was like I had kinda been expecting it."
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"Golf has become so manicured, so perfect. The greens, the fairways. I don't like golf carts. I like walking. Some clubs won't let you in unless you have a caddy and a cart."
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"Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad."
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"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."
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"I like to play golf. I like to shoot hoops."
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"I was always in show business but in many ways was not really of show business. I didn't move in show business circles, particularly, still don't do it."
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"My son Barry, of course, has been on from the beginning. And his son Shane is playing now a med student regularly on the show. And at one point or another, I've had all four of his kids on the show."
Son

"So as my kids will tell you, they had a pretty normal life."
Life

"No, no, it was the relationships. That was that group. People believed that Rob and Laura were really married in real life. You know, a lot of people believed that."
Life

"So at 16 I got a job at the local radio station. And I was working after school and weekends. I did the news; I did everything. I did - played records."
Job

"I grew up in Danville, Illinois, right in the middle of the state."
Right

"Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him."
Humor

"We had all week to rehearse. An audience would come in at the end of the week and we'd our little show. Most of the ad- libbing happened during the week on the show."
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"Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them."
Men

"My kids are so much better parent than I was."
Kids
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