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"Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad."
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"I grew up in Danville, Illinois, right in the middle of the state."
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"Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him."
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"My son Barry, of course, has been on from the beginning. And his son Shane is playing now a med student regularly on the show. And at one point or another, I've had all four of his kids on the show."
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"So as my kids will tell you, they had a pretty normal life."
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"No, no, it was the relationships. That was that group. People believed that Rob and Laura were really married in real life. You know, a lot of people believed that."
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"So at 16 I got a job at the local radio station. And I was working after school and weekends. I did the news; I did everything. I did - played records."
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"But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to the script."
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"Probably one of the happiest moments, outside the birth of all of my kids, was the first time we won an Emmy, that the show won an Emmy. That was a big night."
Time

"I have four children and I have seven grandkids."
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"Oh, well, my first love is comedy or singing and dancing."
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"Playing golf is like learning a foreign language."
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"I know bugger all about golf."
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"Golf has become so manicured, so perfect. The greens, the fairways. I don't like golf carts. I like walking. Some clubs won't let you in unless you have a caddy and a cart."
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"I play bad golf for good charities like the LA Police."
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