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"Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad."
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"I think the saddest moment in my life just happened two months ago. My old nightclub partner passed away, Phil Erickson down in Atlanta. He - I owe him everything. He put me in the business and taught me about everything I know."
"So at 16 I got a job at the local radio station. And I was working after school and weekends. I did the news; I did everything. I did - played records."
"Oh, I had an idea for a pilot of my own at the time, and then Carl sent me about eight scripts and simply I threw my idea out the window because the writing was just so good."
"I was always in show business but in many ways was not really of show business. I didn't move in show business circles, particularly, still don't do it."
"I learned everything that I know about comedy and about show business and a lot about life from Carl."
"I don't think we've got much of a chance to tell you the truth. But our main problem is our audience skews a little older than most shows, and I don't think our people can stay up that late. I certainly can't."
"But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to the script."
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