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"But we do have a golf course near by and I play fairly regularly."
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"Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf's fallen away a bit."
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"You know, the Oscar I was awarded for The Untouchables is a wonderful thing, but I can honestly say that I'd rather have won the U.S. Open Golf Tournament."
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"My golf is woeful but I will never surrender."
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"A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors."
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"Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler."
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"All I've got against golf is it takes you so far from the clubhouse."
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"Nothing dissects a man in public quite like golf."
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"I like to play golf. I like to shoot hoops."
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"Golf has become so manicured, so perfect. The greens, the fairways. I don't like golf carts. I like walking. Some clubs won't let you in unless you have a caddy and a cart."
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"The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck."
Home
"It's all right buying all these good players but they've got to gel, and that takes time."
Time
"Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf's fallen away a bit."
Golf
"I like a drink, mate. I'll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out."
Night
"Nah, I don't watch TV either, apart from a few sports programmes. I just don't have the time."
Sports
"I don't read books."
Books
"All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days, well it's all right in football when someone scores a goal, but not when you're playing darts."
Goal
"My dad was an Arsenal supporter and he used to take me there, but I've always been Chelsea."
Father
"I've got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for an hour a day. Get paid for that as well."
People
"I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week."
Charity
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