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"I play bad golf for good charities like the LA Police."
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"Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf's fallen away a bit."
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"If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably still be a caddy."
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"It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?"
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"I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It was like I had kinda been expecting it."
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"Golf has become so manicured, so perfect. The greens, the fairways. I don't like golf carts. I like walking. Some clubs won't let you in unless you have a caddy and a cart."
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"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."
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"I like to play golf. I like to shoot hoops."
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"But we do have a golf course near by and I play fairly regularly."
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"I played golf all over Detroit."
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"Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf's fallen away a bit."
Golf
"It's all right buying all these good players but they've got to gel, and that takes time."
Time
"It took me about 10 years to get rid of. I'm all right now, though, lovely, I'm throwing some nice darts at the moment, but every now and then I get a bit of a jump. I wish I could find a cure, I'd make a bloody fortune."
Cure
"All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days, well it's all right in football when someone scores a goal, but not when you're playing darts."
Goal
"I've got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for an hour a day. Get paid for that as well."
People
"I remember when we were in the World Cup in Australia and I had to win the singles against Tony Payne, best of seven legs, to win it. I was 2-0 down but ended up beating him 4-2."
World
"My dad was an Arsenal supporter and he used to take me there, but I've always been Chelsea."
Father
"I like a drink, mate. I'll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out."
Night
"I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week."
Charity
"Nah, I don't watch TV either, apart from a few sports programmes. I just don't have the time."
Sports
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