"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air."

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"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air."

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"I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It was like I had kinda been expecting it."

Mac Davis, American Musician

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"Golf has become so manicured, so perfect. The greens, the fairways. I don't like golf carts. I like walking. Some clubs won't let you in unless you have a caddy and a cart."

Robert Redford, American Actor

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"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."

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"I like to play golf. I like to shoot hoops."

Justin Timberlake, American Musician

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"But we do have a golf course near by and I play fairly regularly."

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"I played golf all over Detroit."

Smokey Robinson, American Musician

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"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air."

Jack Benny, American Comedian

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"My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never."

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"I play bad golf for good charities like the LA Police."

"If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably still be a caddy."

"It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?"

"I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It was like I had kinda been expecting it."

"Golf has become so manicured, so perfect. The greens, the fairways. I don't like golf carts. I like walking. Some clubs won't let you in unless you have a caddy and a cart."

"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."

"I like to play golf. I like to shoot hoops."

"But we do have a golf course near by and I play fairly regularly."

"I played golf all over Detroit."

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"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."

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