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"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air."
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"I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It was like I had kinda been expecting it."
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"I would rather play Hamlet with no rehearsal than TV golf."
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"If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably still be a caddy."
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"Anybody who plays golf will tell you that you play against yourself."
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"Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog's out."
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"I played golf all over Detroit."
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"Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf's fallen away a bit."
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"I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting."
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"One thing that golf teaches you is humility."
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"I like to play golf. I like to shoot hoops."
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