"I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting."

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"I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting."

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Personality

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Hippies

"My family, my parents are hippies."

Family

"I think there's a form of honesty, because I used to be very honest with the press, and then it backfired on me, and I understood it."

Honesty

"I've been in fights, but that doesn't make me cool or like a tough guy or more interesting actor, I'm not proud of it."

Actor

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Father

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Friendship

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