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"I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting."
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"I trained more than anybody ever in a golf film ever made - my swing is pretty hot."
Film
"I've been in fights, but that doesn't make me cool or like a tough guy or more interesting actor, I'm not proud of it."
Actor
"But this is a little different. This is the adult acting. This is a different crowd. It's more work and more good work. That's it. People will have their opinion regardless."
Work
"I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting."
Golf
"Clubs are so lame. Nobody even dances at these clubs. They stand around and get drunk and they schmooze. There is no enjoyment factor."
Enjoyment
"And if you're a golfer and you watch a golf film and Matt Damon swing, and it's not great, then you're not going to believe in the golf story, you're not going to believe in the rest of the film. That's the whole movie, so if that swing looks like crap, the movie's crap."
Film
"So it's kind of nervous to be in this situation, but at the same time you look at all those actors and the work that they've done, I've been in bigger films than all of them and still kept my integrity and still kept my respect."
Time
"If I have enough money to eat I'm good."
Money
"You can't buy back your respect; you can't buy back your career. You only get one, so I don't want to mess that up."
Career
"My family, my parents are hippies."
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"Almost a quarter of our planet is a single mountain range and we didn't enter it until after Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin went to the moon. So we went to the moon, played golf up there, before we went to the largest feature on our own planet."
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"Playing golf is like learning a foreign language."
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"Golf courses sell real estate and that's why they're built."
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"Anybody who plays golf will tell you that you play against yourself."
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"Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog's out."
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"I know bugger all about golf."
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"My golf is woeful but I will never surrender."
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"Golf has become so manicured, so perfect. The greens, the fairways. I don't like golf carts. I like walking. Some clubs won't let you in unless you have a caddy and a cart."
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"A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe; a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible."
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"I play bad golf for good charities like the LA Police."
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