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"I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting."
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"But we do have a golf course near by and I play fairly regularly."
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"I would rather play Hamlet with no rehearsal than TV golf."
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"Playing golf is like learning a foreign language."
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"Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf's fallen away a bit."
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"I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball."
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"It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?"
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"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air."
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"I know bugger all about golf."
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"I played golf all over Detroit."
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"I play bad golf for good charities like the LA Police."
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"I trained more than anybody ever in a golf film ever made - my swing is pretty hot."
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"And if you're a golfer and you watch a golf film and Matt Damon swing, and it's not great, then you're not going to believe in the golf story, you're not going to believe in the rest of the film. That's the whole movie, so if that swing looks like crap, the movie's crap."
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"And I'm not a personality; otherwise I'd be coming out with an album, performing on MTV. All that stuff is possible and I can do that tomorrow. I just have no need."
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"We did this two-week boot camp before we filmed the movie. I got to know everybody in the group and we became friends. We got really tight throughout those two weeks."
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"I just wish the crowd I was associated with was more passionate about what they were doing and less consumed with the commerce of the art form."
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"You can't buy back your respect; you can't buy back your career. You only get one, so I don't want to mess that up."
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"No, I come for a hippy lifestyle, it's very open; my parents are both hippies."
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"I turned down twelve films last year... Huge money films, but I had no respect for the writer or the work."
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"There's never been a parent in my life."
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"If I have enough money to eat I'm good."
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