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"I play bad golf for good charities like the LA Police."
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"Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf's fallen away a bit."
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"If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably still be a caddy."
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"A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors."
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"It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?"
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"I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It was like I had kinda been expecting it."
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"Golf has become so manicured, so perfect. The greens, the fairways. I don't like golf carts. I like walking. Some clubs won't let you in unless you have a caddy and a cart."
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"A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe; a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible."
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"Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad."
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"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."
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"There is an invisible garment woven around us from our earliest years; it is made of the way we eat, the way we walk, the way we greet people."
People
"I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to play the game of life."
Life
"The flower is the poetry of reproduction. It is an example of the eternal seductiveness of life."
Life
"A man has only one way of being immortal on earth: he has to forget he is a mortal."
Being
"One of the privileges of the great is to witness catastrophes from a terrace."
Catastrophes
"It's odd how people waiting for you stand out far less clearly than people you are waiting for."
People
"We all know here that the law is the most powerful of schools for the imagination. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth."
Nature
"A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe; a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible."
Golf
"Those who weep recover more quickly than those who smile."
Smile
"When you see a woman who can go nowhere without a staff of admirers, it is not so much because they think she is beautiful, it is because she has told them they are handsome."
Woman
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