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"But we do have a golf course near by and I play fairly regularly."
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"I would rather play Hamlet with no rehearsal than TV golf."
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"Playing golf is like learning a foreign language."
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"Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf's fallen away a bit."
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"I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball."
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"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air."
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"I know bugger all about golf."
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"I played golf all over Detroit."
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"I play bad golf for good charities like the LA Police."
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"One thing that golf teaches you is humility."
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