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"It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?"
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"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."
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"Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake."
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"Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad."
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"I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It was like I had kinda been expecting it."
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"I know bugger all about golf."
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"I would rather play Hamlet with no rehearsal than TV golf."
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"You know the way I play golf, it's a good I do these things for charities."
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"If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably still be a caddy."
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"A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors."
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"Anybody who plays golf will tell you that you play against yourself."
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"Kids are at my level. I like goofing around with them."
Kids
"I'm just a lazy boy. I'd rather sit in my recliner and act."
Act
"I'd like to come back because I really miss doing situation comedy."
Comedy
"It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?"
Golf
"It was a fight for a very long time. After the end of the first season, all that was done."
Time
"I'm really getting to appreciate traditional jazz now - the New Orleans stuff - a lot more than I did before."
Jazz
"Like, every couple of months you read, they rewrite, you come back in, they've animated more stuff - they usually videotape you while you're reading it - so they'll incorporate some gestures and some facial expressions into it."
Months
"Social Security's future has gotten worse, and each year we delay reform adds to the cost we are pushing off onto our children."
Children
"If you want to direct, you've got to work."
Work
"When I was a kid, I loved Popeye, but the old ones, the real old ones."
Old
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