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"It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?"
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"It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?"
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"I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It was like I had kinda been expecting it."
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"Golf has become so manicured, so perfect. The greens, the fairways. I don't like golf carts. I like walking. Some clubs won't let you in unless you have a caddy and a cart."
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"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."
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"Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler."
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"I would rather play Hamlet with no rehearsal than TV golf."
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"Golf courses sell real estate and that's why they're built."
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"All I want to do is do my shows and play golf."
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"Playing golf is like learning a foreign language."
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"I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting."
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"It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?"
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