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"I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball."
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"I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It was like I had kinda been expecting it."
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"I would rather play Hamlet with no rehearsal than TV golf."
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"If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably still be a caddy."
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"A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors."
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"Anybody who plays golf will tell you that you play against yourself."
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"Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog's out."
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"I played golf all over Detroit."
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"I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball."
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"Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf's fallen away a bit."
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"I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting."
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"I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball."
Golf
"I want to work with great people. Great people really make you better."
Work
"When you break up, your whole identity is shattered. It's like death."
Death
"You don't have to be alone with your thoughts anymore. You don't have to process anything. You can call up someone to do something to instantly make you sort of feel better."
Thought
"Sometimes in movies, I still have to be the hero, but it's not all that important to me anymore."
Movies
"What, like I want to look like Dick Clark? No. I think I look great with liver spots."
Want
"I have a resistance to change in things that I feel comfortable with and that I'm used to."
Change
"There's no way that I could do a 9 to 5 job. There's no way. I was not cut out for that. You come in and you work for three months on the one job. They say, 'Great,' you know, and you're on to the next one - and you never even got fired. It's wonderful."
Work
"That's what is great about what I do, going from one job to the other."
Job
"I could never hold a job for more than three months, which works out well because that's how long a movie shoots."
Job
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