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"I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball."
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"I play bad golf for good charities like the LA Police."
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"Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf's fallen away a bit."
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"If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably still be a caddy."
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"A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors."
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"It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?"
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"I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It was like I had kinda been expecting it."
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"Golf has become so manicured, so perfect. The greens, the fairways. I don't like golf carts. I like walking. Some clubs won't let you in unless you have a caddy and a cart."
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"A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe; a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible."
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"Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad."
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"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."
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"That's what is great about what I do, going from one job to the other."
Job
"When you break up, your whole identity is shattered. It's like death."
Death
"You don't have to be alone with your thoughts anymore. You don't have to process anything. You can call up someone to do something to instantly make you sort of feel better."
Thought
"What, like I want to look like Dick Clark? No. I think I look great with liver spots."
Want
"I could never hold a job for more than three months, which works out well because that's how long a movie shoots."
Job
"I want to work with great people. Great people really make you better."
Work
"My interpretation of a strong director is someone who knows their story. That's what directors are, they're storytellers because they're directing where your focus is going to be as an audience."
Focus
"I've done so many movies that when I see them I don't really watch them."
Movies
"I have a resistance to change in things that I feel comfortable with and that I'm used to."
Change
"If you're going to stick around in this business, you have to have the ability to reinvent yourself, whether consciously or unconsciously."
Business
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