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"I play bad golf for good charities like the LA Police."
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"It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?"
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"I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It was like I had kinda been expecting it."
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"Golf has become so manicured, so perfect. The greens, the fairways. I don't like golf carts. I like walking. Some clubs won't let you in unless you have a caddy and a cart."
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"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."
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"But we do have a golf course near by and I play fairly regularly."
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"I played golf all over Detroit."
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"I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf. There goes the Nike account."
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"Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler."
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"You know, the Oscar I was awarded for The Untouchables is a wonderful thing, but I can honestly say that I'd rather have won the U.S. Open Golf Tournament."
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"All I've got against golf is it takes you so far from the clubhouse."
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