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"Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog's out."
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"I play bad golf for good charities like the LA Police."
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"If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably still be a caddy."
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"It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?"
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"I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It was like I had kinda been expecting it."
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"Golf has become so manicured, so perfect. The greens, the fairways. I don't like golf carts. I like walking. Some clubs won't let you in unless you have a caddy and a cart."
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"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."
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"I like to play golf. I like to shoot hoops."
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"But we do have a golf course near by and I play fairly regularly."
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"I played golf all over Detroit."
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"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air."
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"When I appear in public people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth, paw the ground and swish my tail - none of which is easy."
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"I know my own heart to be entirely English."
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"You are a pest, by the very nature of that camera in your hand."
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"Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog's out."
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