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"Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog's out."
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"I play bad golf for good charities like the LA Police."
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"At one point, I had 14 pairs of golf shoes."
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"Anybody who plays golf will tell you that you play against yourself."
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"You know, the Oscar I was awarded for The Untouchables is a wonderful thing, but I can honestly say that I'd rather have won the U.S. Open Golf Tournament."
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"All I want to do is do my shows and play golf."
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"Golf courses sell real estate and that's why they're built."
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"I like to play golf. I like to shoot hoops."
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"I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting."
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"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air."
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"Almost a quarter of our planet is a single mountain range and we didn't enter it until after Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin went to the moon. So we went to the moon, played golf up there, before we went to the largest feature on our own planet."
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"Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog's out."
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"When I appear in public people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth, paw the ground and swish my tail - none of which is easy."
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"You are a pest, by the very nature of that camera in your hand."
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"I know my own heart to be entirely English."
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