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"Playing golf is like learning a foreign language."

"I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting."

"I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf. There goes the Nike account."

"It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?"

"Almost a quarter of our planet is a single mountain range and we didn't enter it until after Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin went to the moon. So we went to the moon, played golf up there, before we went to the largest feature on our own planet."
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