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"I play bad golf for good charities like the LA Police."
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"At one point, I had 14 pairs of golf shoes."
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"Anybody who plays golf will tell you that you play against yourself."
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"Playing golf is like learning a foreign language."
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"Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?"
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"I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball."
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"You know, the Oscar I was awarded for The Untouchables is a wonderful thing, but I can honestly say that I'd rather have won the U.S. Open Golf Tournament."
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"All I've got against golf is it takes you so far from the clubhouse."
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"All I want to do is do my shows and play golf."
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"Golf courses sell real estate and that's why they're built."
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"Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?"
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