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"You know, the Oscar I was awarded for The Untouchables is a wonderful thing, but I can honestly say that I'd rather have won the U.S. Open Golf Tournament."
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"I play bad golf for good charities like the LA Police."
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"It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?"
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"I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It was like I had kinda been expecting it."
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"Golf has become so manicured, so perfect. The greens, the fairways. I don't like golf carts. I like walking. Some clubs won't let you in unless you have a caddy and a cart."
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"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."
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"I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf. There goes the Nike account."
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"Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler."
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"You know, the Oscar I was awarded for The Untouchables is a wonderful thing, but I can honestly say that I'd rather have won the U.S. Open Golf Tournament."
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"I would rather play Hamlet with no rehearsal than TV golf."
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"Golf courses sell real estate and that's why they're built."
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"I don't think there is anything particularly wrong in hitting a woman, though I don't recommend you do it the same way that you hit a man."
Man
"Perhaps I'm not a good actor, but I would be even worse at doing anything else."
Actor
"When you hear someone from the very north of Scotland speaking, I think its nice, very musical and harmonious."
Scotland
"Only 4 percent of all the companies owned in Scotland have their head offices in Scotland."
Scotland
"I just think the most difficult thing to displace is privilege."
Privilege
"I don't understand if you get caught in a fight, but take it out on a room, how that implies some psychiatric disorder."
Disorder
"I am not an Englishman, I was never an Englishman, and I don't ever want to be one. I am a Scotsman! I was a Scotsman and I will always be one."
Want
"To cultivate an English accent is already a departure away from what you are."
Departure
"If America had been discovered as many times as I have, no one would remember Columbus."
America
"You know, the Oscar I was awarded for The Untouchables is a wonderful thing, but I can honestly say that I'd rather have won the U.S. Open Golf Tournament."
Golf
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