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"You know, the Oscar I was awarded for The Untouchables is a wonderful thing, but I can honestly say that I'd rather have won the U.S. Open Golf Tournament."
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"But we do have a golf course near by and I play fairly regularly."
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"I would rather play Hamlet with no rehearsal than TV golf."
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"Playing golf is like learning a foreign language."
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"Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf's fallen away a bit."
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"I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball."
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"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air."
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"I know bugger all about golf."
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"I played golf all over Detroit."
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"One thing that golf teaches you is humility."
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"Nothing dissects a man in public quite like golf."
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"Your background and environment is with you for life. No question about that."
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"I have no shortage of material or offers, it's just a case of what you select to do. But I think it's realistic that my chances of playing Romeo are now over."
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"I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker."
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"There's a lot of fantasy about what Scotland is, and the shortbread tins and that sort of thing."
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"There are women who take it to the wire. That's what they are looking for, the ultimate confrontation. They want a smack."
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"I never trashed a hotel room or did drugs."
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"I haven't found anywhere in the world where I want to be all the time. The best of my life is the moving. I look forward to going."
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"I am not an Englishman, I was never an Englishman, and I don't ever want to be one. I am a Scotsman! I was a Scotsman and I will always be one."
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"Laughter kills fear, and without fear there can be no faith. For without fear of the devil there is no need for God."
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"I don't think there is anything particularly wrong in hitting a woman, though I don't recommend you do it the same way that you hit a man."
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