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"I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf. There goes the Nike account."
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"Playing golf is like learning a foreign language."
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"Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog's out."
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"A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe; a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible."
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"Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake."
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"I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball."
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"Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler."
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"If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably still be a caddy."
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"I played golf all over Detroit."
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"I like to play golf. I like to shoot hoops."
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"A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors."
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"Yes, it's true, I've been called the Laurence Olivier of spoofs. I guess that would make Laurence Olivier the Leslie Nielsen of Shakespeare."
Shakespeare
"I've finally found my home - as Lt. Frank Drebin."
Home
"I played a lot of leaders, autocratic sorts; perhaps it was my Canadian accent."
Leadership
"I've always been part of comedy. One of the things about our family was that if we were reasonably funny with each other, particularly my two brothers and myself, when my father was upset with something you'd want to make sure in some way you made him laugh. Because when he didn't laugh, you were in trouble!"
Family
"I have always loved science fiction. One of my favorite shows is 'Star Trek.' I like the trips, where it drops my mind off, because they give you a premise and all of a sudden, you say, 'Oh!' and I'm fascinated by it."
Science
"There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking."
God
"I like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous."
Comedy
"You know it's very difficult to be an actor, and to have people depending on you to say the right line, at the right time, and to not be able to hear your cues! I can't tell you how many times I would've had to have said What? if I didn't have my hearing aids. So my hearing aids are a life saver, and they allow me to practice my craft."
Life
"The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up."
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"It's not really that I've been an advocate for hearing aids for a long time, it's just that I've been losing my hearing for a long time! So it's actually very important for me because I'm actually hearing impaired and I simply want to hear better!"
Time
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