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"I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf. There goes the Nike account."
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"Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler."
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"Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake."
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"Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf's fallen away a bit."
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"Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog's out."
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"It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?"
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"Playing golf is like learning a foreign language."
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"Golf courses sell real estate and that's why they're built."
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"Almost a quarter of our planet is a single mountain range and we didn't enter it until after Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin went to the moon. So we went to the moon, played golf up there, before we went to the largest feature on our own planet."
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"You know the way I play golf, it's a good I do these things for charities."
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"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."
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"There were 15 people in the village, including five of us. If my father arrested somebody in the winter, he'd have to wait until the thaw to turn him in."
Father
"I've always been part of comedy. One of the things about our family was that if we were reasonably funny with each other, particularly my two brothers and myself, when my father was upset with something you'd want to make sure in some way you made him laugh. Because when he didn't laugh, you were in trouble!"
Family
"I had to weave and play around with a honey bear, you know, and I could wrestle with him a little bit, but there's no way you can even wrestle a honey bear, let alone a grizzly bear that's standing ten feet to eleven feet tall! Can you imagine? But it was fascinating to work that close to that kind of animal."
Work
"I played a lot of leaders, autocratic sorts; perhaps it was my Canadian accent."
Leadership
"I like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous."
Comedy
"There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking."
God
"You know it's very difficult to be an actor, and to have people depending on you to say the right line, at the right time, and to not be able to hear your cues! I can't tell you how many times I would've had to have said What? if I didn't have my hearing aids. So my hearing aids are a life saver, and they allow me to practice my craft."
Life
"It's not really that I've been an advocate for hearing aids for a long time, it's just that I've been losing my hearing for a long time! So it's actually very important for me because I'm actually hearing impaired and I simply want to hear better!"
Time
"It's been dawning on me slowly that for the past 35 years I have been cast against type, and I'm finally getting to do what I really wanted to do."
Past
"I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important."
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