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"You know the way I play golf, it's a good I do these things for charities."
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"I play bad golf for good charities like the LA Police."
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"If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably still be a caddy."
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"It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?"
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"I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It was like I had kinda been expecting it."
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"Golf has become so manicured, so perfect. The greens, the fairways. I don't like golf carts. I like walking. Some clubs won't let you in unless you have a caddy and a cart."
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"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."
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"I like to play golf. I like to shoot hoops."
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"But we do have a golf course near by and I play fairly regularly."
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"I played golf all over Detroit."
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"I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf. There goes the Nike account."
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"I'm a character actor so I've jumped around to all kinds of things."
Character
"For every Mother Teresa, there's a Jeffrey Dahmer."
Mother
"I did plays and movies and whatever all over the place."
Movies
"I mean, it's the life lessons that I suppose you learn that nobody gets a free ride and that you do the best you can with the means that you can and try to open yourself to as much knowledge and all that that you can."
Life
"You talk to the real cops and they say ninety percent of it is paperwork."
Talk
"If at the end of the day, people look at it and say, oh, yeah, I liked his stuff, or for the most part I liked his stuff, or I've enjoyed watching some of the things he's done, that's all I can hope for."
People
"I wouldn't be surprised if some day, they put the Simpsons in the Smithsonian. It's become part of our culture, those characters."
Culture
"I'm in the wrong racket if I didn't want a public life."
Life
"I've loved it, but I have a wife and two children."
Wife
"There's good and evil going on. We have cops. We have robbers."
Evil
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