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"You know the way I play golf, it's a good I do these things for charities."
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"I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It was like I had kinda been expecting it."
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"I would rather play Hamlet with no rehearsal than TV golf."
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"If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably still be a caddy."
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"Anybody who plays golf will tell you that you play against yourself."
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"Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog's out."
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"I played golf all over Detroit."
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"Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf's fallen away a bit."
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"I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting."
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"One thing that golf teaches you is humility."
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"I like to play golf. I like to shoot hoops."
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"I've spent the better part of the last twenty-five years doing a lot of traveling."
Travel
"For every Mother Teresa, there's a Jeffrey Dahmer."
Mother
"For the last thirty years in my career I never know what I'm doing next."
Career
"There's now a Fat Tony doll, which cracks me up. But you feel honored that they asked you to do a voice."
Now
"I'm in the wrong racket if I didn't want a public life."
Life
"If you're going to believe in a God, then you also have to equally believe that there's a flip side to this."
God
"If at the end of the day, people look at it and say, oh, yeah, I liked his stuff, or for the most part I liked his stuff, or I've enjoyed watching some of the things he's done, that's all I can hope for."
People
"When they were small and my wife really had no other responsibilities, except taking care of the family and all of us, it wasn't that big a deal. It was fun. Hey, we're going to Moscow. We're going to Italy. We're going to Toronto. We're going to New York."
Family
"There are a lot of people who will come to me for advice or whatever."
People
"I reached that day that I always thought might happen, where I say to myself I don't want to do this anymore. I'm looking for some stability. I want to stay home."
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