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"A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors."
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"A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors."
Golf

"The joy of giving is indeed a pleasure, especially when you get rid of something you don't want."
Giving

"When I was 18, I thought my father was pretty dumb. After a while when I got to be 21, I was amazed to find out how much he'd learned in three years."
Father

"I get a little behind during Lent, but it comes out even at Christmas."
Christmas

"Bishops are like umpires. You have to have them to call the close decisions."
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"Almost a quarter of our planet is a single mountain range and we didn't enter it until after Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin went to the moon. So we went to the moon, played golf up there, before we went to the largest feature on our own planet."
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"Playing golf is like learning a foreign language."
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"Golf courses sell real estate and that's why they're built."
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"Anybody who plays golf will tell you that you play against yourself."
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"A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors."
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"Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog's out."
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"I know bugger all about golf."
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"My golf is woeful but I will never surrender."
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"Golf has become so manicured, so perfect. The greens, the fairways. I don't like golf carts. I like walking. Some clubs won't let you in unless you have a caddy and a cart."
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"A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe; a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible."
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