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"A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors."
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"I play bad golf for good charities like the LA Police."
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"Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf's fallen away a bit."
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"If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably still be a caddy."
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"A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors."
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"It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?"
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"I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It was like I had kinda been expecting it."
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"Golf has become so manicured, so perfect. The greens, the fairways. I don't like golf carts. I like walking. Some clubs won't let you in unless you have a caddy and a cart."
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"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."
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"I like to play golf. I like to shoot hoops."
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"But we do have a golf course near by and I play fairly regularly."
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"When I was 18, I thought my father was pretty dumb. After a while when I got to be 21, I was amazed to find out how much he'd learned in three years."
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"A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors."
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"Bishops are like umpires. You have to have them to call the close decisions."
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"I get a little behind during Lent, but it comes out even at Christmas."
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"The joy of giving is indeed a pleasure, especially when you get rid of something you don't want."
Giving
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