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"A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors."
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"Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler."
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"Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake."
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"Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf's fallen away a bit."
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"Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog's out."
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"It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?"
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"Playing golf is like learning a foreign language."
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"Golf courses sell real estate and that's why they're built."
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"Almost a quarter of our planet is a single mountain range and we didn't enter it until after Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin went to the moon. So we went to the moon, played golf up there, before we went to the largest feature on our own planet."
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"You know the way I play golf, it's a good I do these things for charities."
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"At one point, I had 14 pairs of golf shoes."
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"When I was 18, I thought my father was pretty dumb. After a while when I got to be 21, I was amazed to find out how much he'd learned in three years."
Father
"Bishops are like umpires. You have to have them to call the close decisions."
Decisions
"A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors."
Golf
"The joy of giving is indeed a pleasure, especially when you get rid of something you don't want."
Giving
"I get a little behind during Lent, but it comes out even at Christmas."
Christmas
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