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"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."
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"It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?"
"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air."
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"Golf has become so manicured, so perfect. The greens, the fairways. I don't like golf carts. I like walking. Some clubs won't let you in unless you have a caddy and a cart."
"A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors."
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"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
"A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well."
"My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!"
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