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"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."
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"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."
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"Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad."
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"I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It was like I had kinda been expecting it."
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"I would rather play Hamlet with no rehearsal than TV golf."
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"You know the way I play golf, it's a good I do these things for charities."
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"If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably still be a caddy."
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"A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors."
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"Anybody who plays golf will tell you that you play against yourself."
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"Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog's out."
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"I played golf all over Detroit."
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"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
Wife
"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope."
Mother
"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."
Golf
"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
Home
"Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to."
Men
"My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?"
Father
"Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it."
Worth
"Take my wife... Please!"
Wife
"My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash."
Car
"My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself."
Time
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