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"I play bad golf for good charities like the LA Police."
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"It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?"
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"I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It was like I had kinda been expecting it."
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"Golf has become so manicured, so perfect. The greens, the fairways. I don't like golf carts. I like walking. Some clubs won't let you in unless you have a caddy and a cart."
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"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."
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"I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf. There goes the Nike account."
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"Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler."
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"I would rather play Hamlet with no rehearsal than TV golf."
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"Golf courses sell real estate and that's why they're built."
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"All I want to do is do my shows and play golf."
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"I play bad golf for good charities like the LA Police."
Golf
"Lucille was a darling lady. Probably the finest comedienne in the business."
Business
"I am very pro law enforcement."
Law
"I'm working 2 days a week right now, narration usually on Wed., and host on camera on Friday."
Now
"It's a word called symbiotic, you send the messages and it comes back in return. Together, it's a wonderful thing, it's why television is so great and film can never reach."
Film
"Yes, and many times it's frustrating, because I'm simply part of the show, and I'm not in the creative end of it, who goes out with detectives and tries to find these things out."
End
"I don't mind UFO's and ghost stories, it's just that I tend to give value to the storyteller rather than to the story itself."
Mind
"In the Belgian air force a general supposedly saw a UFO, tracked it with his plane, photographed it with his wing cameras. And I believe it because I said to myself why would this person, not getting paid for this, do it unless it actually happened or he thought it happened."
Thought
"Our profession is very much like going to a cocktail party, you check out the guest list."
Guest
"That's why I never took this business too seriously, thinking I was something special, when I knew the truly great performers in motion pictures. pictures."
Business
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