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"You're at the top of your game if you do comedy."
Hector Elizondo
"You're at the top of your game if you do comedy."
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"I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot."
Bruce McCulloch
"I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot."
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"Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it's painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it's extremely painful."
Dick Cavett
"Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it's painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it's extremely painful."
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"You're entering dangerous land when you start theorising about comedy."
Adrian Edmondson
"You're entering dangerous land when you start theorising about comedy."
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"Stand-up comedy and poverty. Those were my two main endeavors."
Dave Foley
"Stand-up comedy and poverty. Those were my two main endeavors."
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"Anyone can write. But comedy, you've got to do some writing. You get one comedy script to every 20 dramas."
Michael Caine
"Anyone can write. But comedy, you've got to do some writing. You get one comedy script to every 20 dramas."
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"Someone I've always admired is Catherine O'Hara... I think she's one of the best actresses in the country, not only comedy. I just think she's just a step aside from everybody, she's just wonderful."
Fred Willard
"Someone I've always admired is Catherine O'Hara... I think she's one of the best actresses in the country, not only comedy. I just think she's just a step aside from everybody, she's just wonderful."
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"To be perfectly honest, drama is a lot simpler than comedy."
Nikki Cox
"To be perfectly honest, drama is a lot simpler than comedy."
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"Especially while television I think is going through some growing pains or is in need of - I think current comedy is a bit, uh, not happening, you know?"
Jenna Elfman
"Especially while television I think is going through some growing pains or is in need of - I think current comedy is a bit, uh, not happening, you know?"
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"I like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous."
Leslie Nielsen
"I like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous."
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"This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel."
Horace Walpole
"This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel."
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"It proved to me, though, that comedy is so much harder."
Jenna Elfman
"It proved to me, though, that comedy is so much harder."
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"Comedy is just to me, maybe it's a natural knack, if I can see where the joke is in the writing and I can see where the setup is and I can tell this is the way to make it."
Matt LeBlanc
"Comedy is just to me, maybe it's a natural knack, if I can see where the joke is in the writing and I can see where the setup is and I can tell this is the way to make it."
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"I wear so many disguises on the show that only a real comedy fan might spot me."
Paul Putner
"I wear so many disguises on the show that only a real comedy fan might spot me."
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"Next to fried foods, the South has suffered most from oratory."
Brooks Hays
"Next to fried foods, the South has suffered most from oratory."
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"I remember going to Bob Preston's dressing room because I was losing a laugh - as you do in a long run. He said, 'Give me the script. That's where you're going off the road.' That's comedy. It's never the line itself; it's in the foundation."
Jeffrey Tambor
"I remember going to Bob Preston's dressing room because I was losing a laugh - as you do in a long run. He said, 'Give me the script. That's where you're going off the road.' That's comedy. It's never the line itself; it's in the foundation."
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"There's always been physical suffering in comedy."
Don Martin
"There's always been physical suffering in comedy."
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"Comedy is ugly. It's honest, it's raw."
Aisha Tyler
"Comedy is ugly. It's honest, it's raw."
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"I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized."
Larry David
"I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized."
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"It is really hard to do comedy; it takes a lot of energy and focus. It's rather like music: It's a lot of hitting notes precisely."
Christine Baranski
"It is really hard to do comedy; it takes a lot of energy and focus. It's rather like music: It's a lot of hitting notes precisely."
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"Drama or comedy programming is still the surest way for advertisers to reach a mass audience. Once that changes, all bets are off."
Dick Wolf
"Drama or comedy programming is still the surest way for advertisers to reach a mass audience. Once that changes, all bets are off."
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"A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it."
Jason Bateman
"A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it."
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"In tragedy every moment is eternity; in comedy, eternity is a moment."
Christopher Fry
"In tragedy every moment is eternity; in comedy, eternity is a moment."
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"A pitfall of making a comedy with a studio-and it's also an American cultural thing-is that I get tired of being encouraged to go always for laughs."
Alexander Payne
"A pitfall of making a comedy with a studio-and it's also an American cultural thing-is that I get tired of being encouraged to go always for laughs."
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"I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills."
Mike Epps
"I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills."
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"If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the greatest sketch comedy you'll ever see on television."
Jamie Farr
"If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the greatest sketch comedy you'll ever see on television."
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"I want to do drama, light comedy, the whole range."
Bobby Darin
"I want to do drama, light comedy, the whole range."
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"Partly because the town is just finicky, there are strange Catch 22 clauses in the consciousness of this community and one of them was that you, I found out, you can't do a comedy unless you've just done a comedy."
Val Kilmer
"Partly because the town is just finicky, there are strange Catch 22 clauses in the consciousness of this community and one of them was that you, I found out, you can't do a comedy unless you've just done a comedy."
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"Comedy makes the subversion of the existing state of affairs possible."
Dario Fo
"Comedy makes the subversion of the existing state of affairs possible."
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"I don't do comedy so much although I would like to do a comedy."
Aaron Eckhart
"I don't do comedy so much although I would like to do a comedy."
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"I think a lot of the instincts you have doing comedy are really the same for doing drama, in that it's essentially about listening. The way I approach comedy, is you have to commit to everything as if it's a dramatic role, meaning you play it straight."
Will Ferrell
"I think a lot of the instincts you have doing comedy are really the same for doing drama, in that it's essentially about listening. The way I approach comedy, is you have to commit to everything as if it's a dramatic role, meaning you play it straight."
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"You know what I would really like to do? I'd like to do a half hour drama with comedy in it."
Sharon Gless
"You know what I would really like to do? I'd like to do a half hour drama with comedy in it."
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"Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive."
"Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive."
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"Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue."
Woody Allen
"Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue."
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"When I left school I was full of angst, like any teenager, and I channeled it all into comedy."
Matt Lucas
"When I left school I was full of angst, like any teenager, and I channeled it all into comedy."
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"I considered the years in Hollywood nothing but an interim. What I always wanted was to be was a musical comedy star."
Arlene Dahl
"I considered the years in Hollywood nothing but an interim. What I always wanted was to be was a musical comedy star."
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"One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes."
Desi Arnaz
"One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes."
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"NBC anchor Brian Williams is a standup comic in disguise."
Leonard Maltin
"NBC anchor Brian Williams is a standup comic in disguise."
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"We are in desperate need of a well-done romantic lesbian comedy."
Jill Bennett
"We are in desperate need of a well-done romantic lesbian comedy."
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"I'd really been wanting to do a television series. I was looking for a comedy."
Jeanne Tripplehorn
"I'd really been wanting to do a television series. I was looking for a comedy."
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"I think comedy's something you can't learn. It's an instinct, which makes it rather elusive."
Julie Walters
"I think comedy's something you can't learn. It's an instinct, which makes it rather elusive."
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"I want to see Bob Dylan do sketch comedy. I'm a huge Bob Dylan fan."
Bradley Whitford
"I want to see Bob Dylan do sketch comedy. I'm a huge Bob Dylan fan."
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"I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy."
Bob Saget
"I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy."
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"The world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those who feel."
Horace Walpole
"The world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those who feel."
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"To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy."
Elayne Boosler
"To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy."
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"I don't really like comedy."
Bruce McCulloch
"I don't really like comedy."
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"I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull."
Rita Mae Brown
"I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull."
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"It's a great counter to doing the soap because it's a comedy. It's real physical comedy."
Corbin Bernsen
"It's a great counter to doing the soap because it's a comedy. It's real physical comedy."
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"Good comedy is ageless."
Ted Levine
"Good comedy is ageless."
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"There was so long from when we did the pilot and then when the show was eventually picked up by Comedy Central - and, in fact, we had to shoot the pilot twice."
Thomas Lennon
"There was so long from when we did the pilot and then when the show was eventually picked up by Comedy Central - and, in fact, we had to shoot the pilot twice."
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