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"You know, stand-up comedy is where I pretty much started out."
Brion James
"You know, stand-up comedy is where I pretty much started out."
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"Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes."
Aries Spears
"Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes."
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"I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills."
Mike Epps
"I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills."
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"If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the greatest sketch comedy you'll ever see on television."
Jamie Farr
"If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the greatest sketch comedy you'll ever see on television."
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"You're entering dangerous land when you start theorising about comedy."
Adrian Edmondson
"You're entering dangerous land when you start theorising about comedy."
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"I got everybody on my side through comedy."
Ruth Buzzi
"I got everybody on my side through comedy."
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"I am a big fan of the TV series Taxi which combined comedy and pathos better than any other show I've seen."
Douglas Wood
"I am a big fan of the TV series Taxi which combined comedy and pathos better than any other show I've seen."
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"Drama or comedy programming is still the surest way for advertisers to reach a mass audience. Once that changes, all bets are off."
Dick Wolf
"Drama or comedy programming is still the surest way for advertisers to reach a mass audience. Once that changes, all bets are off."
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"Nobody should try to play comedy unless they have a circus going on inside."
Ernst Lubitsch
"Nobody should try to play comedy unless they have a circus going on inside."
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"Comedy, at least the way I write comedy, is just drama with jokes."
Rob Walton
"Comedy, at least the way I write comedy, is just drama with jokes."
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"Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear."
James Thurber
"Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear."
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"Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities."
Aries Spears
"Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities."
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"Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy."
Lisa Kudrow
"Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy."
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"Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited."
John Cleese
"Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited."
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"Comedy and drama are both challenging to me."
Nicholas Lea
"Comedy and drama are both challenging to me."
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"Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all."
Don Adams
"Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all."
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"I used to write bits and pieces of comedy material for various comics that were at the Windmill... as well as my film job, I was under contract, I was allowed to do that and everything."
Val Guest
"I used to write bits and pieces of comedy material for various comics that were at the Windmill... as well as my film job, I was under contract, I was allowed to do that and everything."
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"When I was nine, we'd take a bus to the seaside. Coming back, we'd take turns entertaining, singing songs and the like. I tried some stand-up comedy. I had a captive audience in that bus. Then I realized I wanted to do more than that."
Jim Dale
"When I was nine, we'd take a bus to the seaside. Coming back, we'd take turns entertaining, singing songs and the like. I tried some stand-up comedy. I had a captive audience in that bus. Then I realized I wanted to do more than that."
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"I have an Italian comedy at the Venice Film Festival."
Robert Englund
"I have an Italian comedy at the Venice Film Festival."
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"I did sketch comedy for years. I've always enjoyed it."
Jamie Farr
"I did sketch comedy for years. I've always enjoyed it."
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"The one that was most fun was That's My Bush; the part that I did for Comedy Central. That was a hoot. That was more fun that one should be allowed to have."
Timothy Bottoms
"The one that was most fun was That's My Bush; the part that I did for Comedy Central. That was a hoot. That was more fun that one should be allowed to have."
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"Physical comedy is my favorite thing in the world to do."
Jason Biggs
"Physical comedy is my favorite thing in the world to do."
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"It's always been said that comedy comes mostly out of the dark side anyway."
Alan Thicke
"It's always been said that comedy comes mostly out of the dark side anyway."
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"Stand-up comedy and poverty. Those were my two main endeavors."
Dave Foley
"Stand-up comedy and poverty. Those were my two main endeavors."
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"NBC anchor Brian Williams is a standup comic in disguise."
Leonard Maltin
"NBC anchor Brian Williams is a standup comic in disguise."
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"I want to see Bob Dylan do sketch comedy. I'm a huge Bob Dylan fan."
Bradley Whitford
"I want to see Bob Dylan do sketch comedy. I'm a huge Bob Dylan fan."
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"Especially while television I think is going through some growing pains or is in need of - I think current comedy is a bit, uh, not happening, you know?"
Jenna Elfman
"Especially while television I think is going through some growing pains or is in need of - I think current comedy is a bit, uh, not happening, you know?"
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"There's got to be structure and great comedy. When you start with that, everything else falls into place."
Aries Spears
"There's got to be structure and great comedy. When you start with that, everything else falls into place."
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"What you aspire to on a sitcom is the feeling of live comedy."
John Lithgow
"What you aspire to on a sitcom is the feeling of live comedy."
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"Unless you're Jack Lemmon or Cary Grant, there are few guys who can do comedy and drama."
Steve Guttenberg
"Unless you're Jack Lemmon or Cary Grant, there are few guys who can do comedy and drama."
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"I can cry at the drop of the pin. But comedy is hard for me; it's the timing."
Moira Kelly
"I can cry at the drop of the pin. But comedy is hard for me; it's the timing."
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"I don't devalue comedy as compared to drama. Not one bit."
Ben Stiller
"I don't devalue comedy as compared to drama. Not one bit."
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"There's nothing more difficult to do than comedy."
Robert Evans
"There's nothing more difficult to do than comedy."
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"I never like to do parodies. I never do. It's just not my style of comedy."
Ivan Reitman
"I never like to do parodies. I never do. It's just not my style of comedy."
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"I like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous."
Leslie Nielsen
"I like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous."
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"I would say that fifty percent of my show is killer comedy."
Davy Jones
"I would say that fifty percent of my show is killer comedy."
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"You don't get a chance to take a breath but when you do, you have some really good comedy moments that ease up on the tension that the movie is centered around which is Kim being kidnapped and her son and husband being kidnapped and the jeopardy that they're in."
David R. Ellis
"You don't get a chance to take a breath but when you do, you have some really good comedy moments that ease up on the tension that the movie is centered around which is Kim being kidnapped and her son and husband being kidnapped and the jeopardy that they're in."
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"There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake."
Todd Barry
"There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake."
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"I'm trying my hand at writing. I'm writing a couple of projects for HBO, a half hour comedy and a miniseries."
Charles S. Dutton
"I'm trying my hand at writing. I'm writing a couple of projects for HBO, a half hour comedy and a miniseries."
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"In a comedy it helps enhance things that were already there."
Ivan Reitman
"In a comedy it helps enhance things that were already there."
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"There is a universality to comedy."
Simon Pegg
"There is a universality to comedy."
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"There was so long from when we did the pilot and then when the show was eventually picked up by Comedy Central - and, in fact, we had to shoot the pilot twice."
Thomas Lennon
"There was so long from when we did the pilot and then when the show was eventually picked up by Comedy Central - and, in fact, we had to shoot the pilot twice."
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"There's a lot of comedy in Intermission but it's got this depth. It's not comedy for comedy's sake - it's informed by something else. I like stuff like that."
Cillian Murphy
"There's a lot of comedy in Intermission but it's got this depth. It's not comedy for comedy's sake - it's informed by something else. I like stuff like that."
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"Black Comedy is a farce that is played in the dark, as you know, with the lights full on. It's the Chinese convention of reversing light and dark, and exactly where anybody is at any given moment is the play."
Peter Shaffer
"Black Comedy is a farce that is played in the dark, as you know, with the lights full on. It's the Chinese convention of reversing light and dark, and exactly where anybody is at any given moment is the play."
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"I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would have booked myself on the road for at least a year."
Todd Barry
"I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would have booked myself on the road for at least a year."
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"A pitfall of making a comedy with a studio-and it's also an American cultural thing-is that I get tired of being encouraged to go always for laughs."
Alexander Payne
"A pitfall of making a comedy with a studio-and it's also an American cultural thing-is that I get tired of being encouraged to go always for laughs."
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"Improvisation is almost like the retarded cousin in the comedy world. We've been trying forever to get improvisation on TV. It's just like stand-up. It's best when it's just left alone. It doesn't translate always on TV. It's best live."
Amy Poehler
"Improvisation is almost like the retarded cousin in the comedy world. We've been trying forever to get improvisation on TV. It's just like stand-up. It's best when it's just left alone. It doesn't translate always on TV. It's best live."
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"I consider a CD or a comedy collection as a record of what I've been doing, and I try to wrap it up and start new material."
Kate Clinton
"I consider a CD or a comedy collection as a record of what I've been doing, and I try to wrap it up and start new material."
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"I think a lot of the instincts you have doing comedy are really the same for doing drama, in that it's essentially about listening. The way I approach comedy, is you have to commit to everything as if it's a dramatic role, meaning you play it straight."
Will Ferrell
"I think a lot of the instincts you have doing comedy are really the same for doing drama, in that it's essentially about listening. The way I approach comedy, is you have to commit to everything as if it's a dramatic role, meaning you play it straight."
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"You know what I would really like to do? I'd like to do a half hour drama with comedy in it."
Sharon Gless
"You know what I would really like to do? I'd like to do a half hour drama with comedy in it."
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