top of page

Comedy Quotes

GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area."
Susan Sullivan
"I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
18
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"After the Rodgers and Hammerstein revolution, songs became part of the story, as opposed to just entertainments in between comedy scenes."
Stephen Sondheim
"After the Rodgers and Hammerstein revolution, songs became part of the story, as opposed to just entertainments in between comedy scenes."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
18
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy."
Lisa Kudrow
"Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
17
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl."
Charlie Chaplin
"All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
17
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"Stand-up comedy and poverty. Those were my two main endeavors."
Dave Foley
"Stand-up comedy and poverty. Those were my two main endeavors."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
17
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"I want to see Bob Dylan do sketch comedy. I'm a huge Bob Dylan fan."
Bradley Whitford
"I want to see Bob Dylan do sketch comedy. I'm a huge Bob Dylan fan."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
17
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"It proved to me, though, that comedy is so much harder."
Jenna Elfman
"It proved to me, though, that comedy is so much harder."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
17
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the greatest sketch comedy you'll ever see on television."
Jamie Farr
"If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the greatest sketch comedy you'll ever see on television."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
16
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"Anyone can write. But comedy, you've got to do some writing. You get one comedy script to every 20 dramas."
Michael Caine
"Anyone can write. But comedy, you've got to do some writing. You get one comedy script to every 20 dramas."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
16
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"NBC anchor Brian Williams is a standup comic in disguise."
Leonard Maltin
"NBC anchor Brian Williams is a standup comic in disguise."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
16
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"Yes, they allowed us to play around a lot because, like we said, the director's such a good comedy director."
Kevin McDonald
"Yes, they allowed us to play around a lot because, like we said, the director's such a good comedy director."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
16
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"What you aspire to on a sitcom is the feeling of live comedy."
John Lithgow
"What you aspire to on a sitcom is the feeling of live comedy."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
16
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities."
Aries Spears
"Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
16
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"I am a big fan of the TV series Taxi which combined comedy and pathos better than any other show I've seen."
Douglas Wood
"I am a big fan of the TV series Taxi which combined comedy and pathos better than any other show I've seen."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
16
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"Drama or comedy programming is still the surest way for advertisers to reach a mass audience. Once that changes, all bets are off."
Dick Wolf
"Drama or comedy programming is still the surest way for advertisers to reach a mass audience. Once that changes, all bets are off."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
15
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes."
Aries Spears
"Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
15
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"I consider a CD or a comedy collection as a record of what I've been doing, and I try to wrap it up and start new material."
Kate Clinton
"I consider a CD or a comedy collection as a record of what I've been doing, and I try to wrap it up and start new material."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
15
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"I did sketch comedy for years. I've always enjoyed it."
Jamie Farr
"I did sketch comedy for years. I've always enjoyed it."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
15
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"The one that was most fun was That's My Bush; the part that I did for Comedy Central. That was a hoot. That was more fun that one should be allowed to have."
Timothy Bottoms
"The one that was most fun was That's My Bush; the part that I did for Comedy Central. That was a hoot. That was more fun that one should be allowed to have."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
15
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited."
John Cleese
"Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
14
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"A pitfall of making a comedy with a studio-and it's also an American cultural thing-is that I get tired of being encouraged to go always for laughs."
Alexander Payne
"A pitfall of making a comedy with a studio-and it's also an American cultural thing-is that I get tired of being encouraged to go always for laughs."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
14
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"Comedy and drama are both challenging to me."
Nicholas Lea
"Comedy and drama are both challenging to me."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
14
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"When I left school I was full of angst, like any teenager, and I channeled it all into comedy."
Matt Lucas
"When I left school I was full of angst, like any teenager, and I channeled it all into comedy."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
14
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"Especially while television I think is going through some growing pains or is in need of - I think current comedy is a bit, uh, not happening, you know?"
Jenna Elfman
"Especially while television I think is going through some growing pains or is in need of - I think current comedy is a bit, uh, not happening, you know?"
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
14
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"I used to write bits and pieces of comedy material for various comics that were at the Windmill... as well as my film job, I was under contract, I was allowed to do that and everything."
Val Guest
"I used to write bits and pieces of comedy material for various comics that were at the Windmill... as well as my film job, I was under contract, I was allowed to do that and everything."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
14
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"There's a lot of comedy in Intermission but it's got this depth. It's not comedy for comedy's sake - it's informed by something else. I like stuff like that."
Cillian Murphy
"There's a lot of comedy in Intermission but it's got this depth. It's not comedy for comedy's sake - it's informed by something else. I like stuff like that."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
14
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"When I was nine, we'd take a bus to the seaside. Coming back, we'd take turns entertaining, singing songs and the like. I tried some stand-up comedy. I had a captive audience in that bus. Then I realized I wanted to do more than that."
Jim Dale
"When I was nine, we'd take a bus to the seaside. Coming back, we'd take turns entertaining, singing songs and the like. I tried some stand-up comedy. I had a captive audience in that bus. Then I realized I wanted to do more than that."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
14
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"There's got to be structure and great comedy. When you start with that, everything else falls into place."
Aries Spears
"There's got to be structure and great comedy. When you start with that, everything else falls into place."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
14
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would have booked myself on the road for at least a year."
Todd Barry
"I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would have booked myself on the road for at least a year."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
14
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd."
Trey Parker
"Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
14
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"Unless you're Jack Lemmon or Cary Grant, there are few guys who can do comedy and drama."
Steve Guttenberg
"Unless you're Jack Lemmon or Cary Grant, there are few guys who can do comedy and drama."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
14
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"Physical comedy is my favorite thing in the world to do."
Jason Biggs
"Physical comedy is my favorite thing in the world to do."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
14
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"You know, stand-up comedy is where I pretty much started out."
Brion James
"You know, stand-up comedy is where I pretty much started out."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
14
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"It's always been said that comedy comes mostly out of the dark side anyway."
Alan Thicke
"It's always been said that comedy comes mostly out of the dark side anyway."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
13
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"Partly because the town is just finicky, there are strange Catch 22 clauses in the consciousness of this community and one of them was that you, I found out, you can't do a comedy unless you've just done a comedy."
Val Kilmer
"Partly because the town is just finicky, there are strange Catch 22 clauses in the consciousness of this community and one of them was that you, I found out, you can't do a comedy unless you've just done a comedy."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
13
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"I think comedy is one of the hardest things to do."
Faith Ford
"I think comedy is one of the hardest things to do."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
13
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"I never like to do parodies. I never do. It's just not my style of comedy."
Ivan Reitman
"I never like to do parodies. I never do. It's just not my style of comedy."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
13
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"Comedy. I think that's something I'd really like to do."
David R. Ellis
"Comedy. I think that's something I'd really like to do."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
13
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute."
John Mortimer
"Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
13
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"To be perfectly honest, drama is a lot simpler than comedy."
Nikki Cox
"To be perfectly honest, drama is a lot simpler than comedy."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
13
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"I would say that fifty percent of my show is killer comedy."
Davy Jones
"I would say that fifty percent of my show is killer comedy."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
13
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?"
Bud Abbott
"You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?"
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
13
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy."
Joel McHale
"Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
13
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"I have an Italian comedy at the Venice Film Festival."
Robert Englund
"I have an Italian comedy at the Venice Film Festival."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
13
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy."
Todd Barry
"I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
13
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake."
Todd Barry
"There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
13
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"I got everybody on my side through comedy."
Ruth Buzzi
"I got everybody on my side through comedy."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
13
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel."
James Thurber
"The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
13
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"I enjoy doing everything, comedy and drama. I just look for the characters really and what they offer."
Chiwetel Ejiofor
"I enjoy doing everything, comedy and drama. I just look for the characters really and what they offer."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
12
GettyImages-1390397976_b_edited.jpg
"Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it's painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it's extremely painful."
Dick Cavett
"Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it's painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it's extremely painful."
Share on Facebook_Black.png
Share on X_edited.png
Painting Icon
12
bottom of page