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"What you aspire to on a sitcom is the feeling of live comedy."
John Lithgow
"What you aspire to on a sitcom is the feeling of live comedy."
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"I enjoy doing everything, comedy and drama. I just look for the characters really and what they offer."
Chiwetel Ejiofor
"I enjoy doing everything, comedy and drama. I just look for the characters really and what they offer."
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"It's always been said that comedy comes mostly out of the dark side anyway."
Alan Thicke
"It's always been said that comedy comes mostly out of the dark side anyway."
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"A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it."
Jason Bateman
"A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it."
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"I can cry at the drop of the pin. But comedy is hard for me; it's the timing."
Moira Kelly
"I can cry at the drop of the pin. But comedy is hard for me; it's the timing."
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"In tragedy every moment is eternity; in comedy, eternity is a moment."
Christopher Fry
"In tragedy every moment is eternity; in comedy, eternity is a moment."
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"Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it's painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it's extremely painful."
Dick Cavett
"Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it's painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it's extremely painful."
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"I'm trying my hand at writing. I'm writing a couple of projects for HBO, a half hour comedy and a miniseries."
Charles S. Dutton
"I'm trying my hand at writing. I'm writing a couple of projects for HBO, a half hour comedy and a miniseries."
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"I don't devalue comedy as compared to drama. Not one bit."
Ben Stiller
"I don't devalue comedy as compared to drama. Not one bit."
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"Stand-up comedy and poverty. Those were my two main endeavors."
Dave Foley
"Stand-up comedy and poverty. Those were my two main endeavors."
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"If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs."
Tina Fey
"If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs."
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"It proved to me, though, that comedy is so much harder."
Jenna Elfman
"It proved to me, though, that comedy is so much harder."
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"Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with."
Drew Carey
"Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with."
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"Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd."
Trey Parker
"Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd."
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"I'd like to come back because I really miss doing situation comedy."
John Goodman
"I'd like to come back because I really miss doing situation comedy."
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"Unless you're Jack Lemmon or Cary Grant, there are few guys who can do comedy and drama."
Steve Guttenberg
"Unless you're Jack Lemmon or Cary Grant, there are few guys who can do comedy and drama."
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"I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't even know if you're failing in drama, but you do know when you're failing in comedy. When you go to a comedy and you don't hear anybody laughing, you know that you've failed."
Carl Reiner
"I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't even know if you're failing in drama, but you do know when you're failing in comedy. When you go to a comedy and you don't hear anybody laughing, you know that you've failed."
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"I am a big fan of the TV series Taxi which combined comedy and pathos better than any other show I've seen."
Douglas Wood
"I am a big fan of the TV series Taxi which combined comedy and pathos better than any other show I've seen."
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"Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited."
John Cleese
"Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited."
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"A pitfall of making a comedy with a studio-and it's also an American cultural thing-is that I get tired of being encouraged to go always for laughs."
Alexander Payne
"A pitfall of making a comedy with a studio-and it's also an American cultural thing-is that I get tired of being encouraged to go always for laughs."
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"Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes."
Aries Spears
"Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes."
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"I think a lot of the instincts you have doing comedy are really the same for doing drama, in that it's essentially about listening. The way I approach comedy, is you have to commit to everything as if it's a dramatic role, meaning you play it straight."
Will Ferrell
"I think a lot of the instincts you have doing comedy are really the same for doing drama, in that it's essentially about listening. The way I approach comedy, is you have to commit to everything as if it's a dramatic role, meaning you play it straight."
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"I think comedy is one of the hardest things to do."
Faith Ford
"I think comedy is one of the hardest things to do."
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"Anyone can write. But comedy, you've got to do some writing. You get one comedy script to every 20 dramas."
Michael Caine
"Anyone can write. But comedy, you've got to do some writing. You get one comedy script to every 20 dramas."
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"When I left school I was full of angst, like any teenager, and I channeled it all into comedy."
Matt Lucas
"When I left school I was full of angst, like any teenager, and I channeled it all into comedy."
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"NBC anchor Brian Williams is a standup comic in disguise."
Leonard Maltin
"NBC anchor Brian Williams is a standup comic in disguise."
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"Especially while television I think is going through some growing pains or is in need of - I think current comedy is a bit, uh, not happening, you know?"
Jenna Elfman
"Especially while television I think is going through some growing pains or is in need of - I think current comedy is a bit, uh, not happening, you know?"
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"I like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous."
Leslie Nielsen
"I like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous."
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"The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain."
Wendy Wasserstein
"The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain."
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"There's a lot of comedy in Intermission but it's got this depth. It's not comedy for comedy's sake - it's informed by something else. I like stuff like that."
Cillian Murphy
"There's a lot of comedy in Intermission but it's got this depth. It's not comedy for comedy's sake - it's informed by something else. I like stuff like that."
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"In comedy, you have to be unafraid to hang from the tree branch naked in the high wind and you have to be absolutely unafraid to look ridiculous and silly."
Matt LeBlanc
"In comedy, you have to be unafraid to hang from the tree branch naked in the high wind and you have to be absolutely unafraid to look ridiculous and silly."
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"I do comedy shows. I make fun of myself, first of all."
Steve Burton
"I do comedy shows. I make fun of myself, first of all."
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"I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage."
Todd Barry
"I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage."
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"Next to fried foods, the South has suffered most from oratory."
Brooks Hays
"Next to fried foods, the South has suffered most from oratory."
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"The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel."
James Thurber
"The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel."
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"Comedy is ugly. It's honest, it's raw."
Aisha Tyler
"Comedy is ugly. It's honest, it's raw."
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"You know, stand-up comedy is where I pretty much started out."
Brion James
"You know, stand-up comedy is where I pretty much started out."
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"Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities."
Aries Spears
"Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities."
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"And you can't hide in a comedy scene either. You have to give in to the scene and commit."
Jennifer Garner
"And you can't hide in a comedy scene either. You have to give in to the scene and commit."
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"I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot."
Bruce McCulloch
"I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot."
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"If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the greatest sketch comedy you'll ever see on television."
Jamie Farr
"If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the greatest sketch comedy you'll ever see on television."
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"I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real."
Wanda Sykes
"I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real."
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"I want to do drama, light comedy, the whole range."
Bobby Darin
"I want to do drama, light comedy, the whole range."
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"Comedy makes the subversion of the existing state of affairs possible."
Dario Fo
"Comedy makes the subversion of the existing state of affairs possible."
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"I don't do comedy so much although I would like to do a comedy."
Aaron Eckhart
"I don't do comedy so much although I would like to do a comedy."
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"Comedy. I think that's something I'd really like to do."
David R. Ellis
"Comedy. I think that's something I'd really like to do."
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"At times we were criticized for doing too much slapstick. I don't believe in mild comedy, and neither does Lucy."
Desi Arnaz
"At times we were criticized for doing too much slapstick. I don't believe in mild comedy, and neither does Lucy."
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"To be perfectly honest, drama is a lot simpler than comedy."
Nikki Cox
"To be perfectly honest, drama is a lot simpler than comedy."
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"I consider myself a serious musician. Doing a comedy show does not take away from that in any way."
Kevin Eubanks
"I consider myself a serious musician. Doing a comedy show does not take away from that in any way."
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"We are in desperate need of a well-done romantic lesbian comedy."
Jill Bennett
"We are in desperate need of a well-done romantic lesbian comedy."
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