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"Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity."
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"As if I'd had time to drug it in the two milliseconds she'd let me out of her sight."
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"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."
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"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."
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"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."
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"She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy."
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"You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?"
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"Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes."
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"There's always been physical suffering in comedy."
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"I think comedy is more my instinct and more what I'm geared towards."
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"The modern horror audience is wise to our tricks this lets it in on the gag."
Horror

"I have an Italian comedy at the Venice Film Festival."
Comedy

"Most of my nightmares involve me forgetting my lines in a stage play."
Play

"Kids today don't watch a black and white movie."
Kids

"You're going to have to surrender a little bit to the contrivance of how Freddy and Jason get together."
Surrender

"I think superheroes today are like whistle blowers."
Today

"Many great horror stories are period pieces and English actors have a facility for historic characters."
Actor

"If they do something like that, maybe a Freddy Krueger fan, a girl, a really sick goth girl starts killing kids herself and Freddy has to put a stop to it, or they have to fight it out."
Fight

"I would like to see the technology used to explore more period horror genre works, for example, E. A. Poe."
Technology

"I'm basically a movie actor now, and my big roles are mostly horror movies - unless I'm doing a guest star or something - and occasionally I try to get back into television."
Movies
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