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"I know the fashion is that everything is fair game [for comedy material] but I don't believe that."
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"Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke."
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"I've mainly been in dramas, so this is one of my first comedy kind of performances in Cecil B. Demented."
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"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."
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"Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited."
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"I wear so many disguises on the show that only a real comedy fan might spot me."
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"It's always been said that comedy comes mostly out of the dark side anyway."
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"You can't get all of your news from Jon Stewart, especially since it's a comedy show."
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"I considered the years in Hollywood nothing but an interim. What I always wanted was to be was a musical comedy star."
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"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
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"Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think."
Life

"I avoid talking before the youth of the age as I would dancing before them: for if one's tongue don't move in the steps of the day, and thinks to please by its old graces, it is only an object of ridicule."
Age

"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is."
Humor

"Life is a comedy for those who think... and a tragedy for those who feel."
Life

"The Methodists love your big sinners, as proper subjects to work upon."
Love

"Justice is rather the activity of truth, than a virtue in itself. Truth tells us what is due to others, and justice renders that due. Injustice is acting a lie."
Truth

"I do not admire politicians; but when they are excellent in their way, one cannot help allowing them their due."
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"The whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing profoundly and in a thousand things well."
Life

"This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel."
Comedy

"By deafness one gains in one respect more than one loses; one misses more nonsense than sense."
Wisdom
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