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"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
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"Then my first film was something called Cannibal Girls, which sounds like a horror movie but was actually kind of a goofy comedy with horror elements. Like a horror spoof."
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"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."
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"I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy."
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"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."
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"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
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"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."
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"You can't always go by the book, even in comedy."
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"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."
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"In a comedy it helps enhance things that were already there."
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Explore more quotes by Horace Walpole

"Men are often capable of greater things than they perform - They are sent into the world with bills of credit, and seldom draw to their full extent."
Man

"Alexander at the head of the world never tasted the true pleasure that boys of his own age have enjoyed at the head of a school."
Age

"I avoid talking before the youth of the age as I would dancing before them: for if one's tongue don't move in the steps of the day, and thinks to please by its old graces, it is only an object of ridicule."
Age

"This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel."
Comedy

"By deafness one gains in one respect more than one loses; one misses more nonsense than sense."
Wisdom

"The world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those who feel."
Comedy

"The whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing profoundly and in a thousand things well."
Life

"The wisest prophets make sure of the event first."
Wisdom

"Men are sent into the world with bills of credit, and seldom draw to their full extent."
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"Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think."
Life
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