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"Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity."
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"As if I'd had time to drug it in the two milliseconds she'd let me out of her sight."
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"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."
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"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."
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"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."
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"She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy."
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"You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?"
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"Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes."
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"There's always been physical suffering in comedy."
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"Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy."
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"We often repent of our first thoughts, and scarce ever of our second."
Thought

"This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel."
Comedy

"I do not admire politicians; but when they are excellent in their way, one cannot help allowing them their due."
Help

"Virtue knows to a farthing what it has lost by not having been vice."
Virtue

"Poetry is a beautiful way of spoiling prose, and the laborious art of exchanging plain sense for harmony."
Art

"The whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing profoundly and in a thousand things well."
Life

"Oh that I were seated as high as my ambition, I'd place my naked foot on the necks of monarchs."
Ambition

"Men are sent into the world with bills of credit, and seldom draw to their full extent."
Man

"The world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those who feel."
Comedy

"The Methodists love your big sinners, as proper subjects to work upon."
Love
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