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"The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel."
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"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
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"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."
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"I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy."
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"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."
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"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
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"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."
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"Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity."
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"I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull."
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"I consider myself a serious musician. Doing a comedy show does not take away from that in any way."
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"I can cry at the drop of the pin. But comedy is hard for me; it's the timing."
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"The difference between our decadence and the Russians' is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic."
Difference
"Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness."
Confusion
"Progress was all right. Only it went on too long."
Progress
"You can fool too many of the people too much of the time."
Time
"Love is the strange bewilderment that overtakes one person on account of another person."
Love
"Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost."
Humor
"We all have faults, and mine is being wicked."
Being
"It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption."
Breeding
"Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man."
Truth
"But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep?"
Fear
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