"It was said of old Sarah, Duchess of Marlborough, that she never puts dots over her I s, to save ink."

"How well Shakespeare knew how to improve and exalt little circumstances, when he borrowed them from circumstantial or vulgar historians."

"The wisest prophets make sure of the event first."

"The Methodists love your big sinners, as proper subjects to work upon."

"Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think."

"Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth."

"I do not admire politicians; but when they are excellent in their way, one cannot help allowing them their due."

"Men are often capable of greater things than they perform - They are sent into the world with bills of credit, and seldom draw to their full extent."

"The whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing profoundly and in a thousand things well."

"By deafness one gains in one respect more than one loses; one misses more nonsense than sense."

"The world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those who feel."

"This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel."

"Life is a comedy for those who think... and a tragedy for those who feel."

"Plot, rules, nor even poetry, are not half so great beauties in tragedy or comedy as a just imitation of nature, of character, of the passions and their operations in diversified situations."

"Men are sent into the world with bills of credit, and seldom draw to their full extent."

"Alexander at the head of the world never tasted the true pleasure that boys of his own age have enjoyed at the head of a school."

"Justice is rather the activity of truth, than a virtue in itself. Truth tells us what is due to others, and justice renders that due. Injustice is acting a lie."

"I avoid talking before the youth of the age as I would dancing before them: for if one's tongue don't move in the steps of the day, and thinks to please by its old graces, it is only an object of ridicule."

"Virtue knows to a farthing what it has lost by not having been vice."

"We often repent of our first thoughts, and scarce ever of our second."

"Poetry is a beautiful way of spoiling prose, and the laborious art of exchanging plain sense for harmony."

"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is."

"Oh that I were seated as high as my ambition, I'd place my naked foot on the necks of monarchs."