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"What you aspire to on a sitcom is the feeling of live comedy."
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"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
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"Then my first film was something called Cannibal Girls, which sounds like a horror movie but was actually kind of a goofy comedy with horror elements. Like a horror spoof."
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"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."
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"I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy."
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"I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would have booked myself on the road for at least a year."
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"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."
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"Black Comedy is a farce that is played in the dark, as you know, with the lights full on. It's the Chinese convention of reversing light and dark, and exactly where anybody is at any given moment is the play."
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"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
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"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."
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"You can't always go by the book, even in comedy."
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"Academics tend to have wonderfully infantile senses of humor."
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"Up there with my awards, I have a great big statue of Groucho Marx, just to put everything in perspective."
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"There's nothing like spending an evening with an audience every night."
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"I find I have to walk a little faster in public these days, but it's very easy to remember when nobody had any idea who I was."
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"If it's well written and well directed and you've got good actors to work with, acting is easy. But making sure all the ducks are in a row is the hard part. It's very rare."
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"Shakespeare is like mother's milk to me."
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"I'm a fun father, but not a good father. The hard decisions always went to my wife."
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"I gave up shame a long time ago."
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"I was in 20 Shakespearean plays by the time I was 20."
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"Take care, be kind, be considerate of other people and other species, and be loving."
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