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"What you aspire to on a sitcom is the feeling of live comedy."
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"Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity."
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"As if I'd had time to drug it in the two milliseconds she'd let me out of her sight."
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"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."
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"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."
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"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."
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"She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy."
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"You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?"
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"Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes."
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"There's always been physical suffering in comedy."
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"I think comedy is more my instinct and more what I'm geared towards."
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"What you aspire to on a sitcom is the feeling of live comedy."
Comedy

"I'm very concerned for the future of the earth and its amazing creatures. We've got to be careful and make sure we don't foul our own nest."
Earth

"Academics tend to have wonderfully infantile senses of humor."
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"If you read in front of your kids, it's very likely that they'll become readers, too."
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"When you end a successful sitcom, the most sensible thing to do is go back to the theater."
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"I'm a fun father, but not a good father. The hard decisions always went to my wife."
Father

"I have a lot of faith in people."
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"I was in 20 Shakespearean plays by the time I was 20."
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"It's a very tough time for the playwright. Broadway has become almost a musical comedy theme park with all these long-running shows."
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"I'm a con artist in that I'm an actor. I make people believe something is real when they know perfectly well it isn't."
People
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