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"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
"He's called you, like, four times in the past week. And seriously, you should be embarrassed. I've never met anyone who has as much phone sex as you two. My eyes narrowed on her. "How do you know about the phone sex? "Duh. I pick up the phone and listen. I gaped at her."
"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
"When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving."
"It's always been said that comedy comes mostly out of the dark side anyway."
"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."
Explore more quotes by Horace Walpole
"The whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing profoundly and in a thousand things well."
Life,
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is."
"I do not admire politicians; but when they are excellent in their way, one cannot help allowing them their due."
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