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"Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear."
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"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
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"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."
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"I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy."
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"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."
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"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
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"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."
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"You can't always go by the book, even in comedy."
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"Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity."
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"She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy."
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"I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull."
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"The difference between our decadence and the Russians' is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic."
Difference
"Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead."
Bed
"Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness."
Confusion
"Progress was all right. Only it went on too long."
Progress
"Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility."
Humor
"You can fool too many of the people too much of the time."
Time
"Love is the strange bewilderment that overtakes one person on account of another person."
Love
"Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost."
Humor
"We all have faults, and mine is being wicked."
Being
"It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption."
Breeding
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