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"Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it's painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it's extremely painful."
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"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
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"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."
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"I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy."
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"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."
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"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
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"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."
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"You can't always go by the book, even in comedy."
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"Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity."
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"She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy."
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"I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull."
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"Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it's painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it's extremely painful."
Comedy
"Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing."
People
"Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now?"
Age
"The Nixon administration kept a nasty eye on our show... Cops would come by - often just in time to see the act they wanted to see."
Time
"There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?"
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"Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice."
Comedy
"Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself."
Censorship
"It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear."
Want
"I'm not sure why writing for others became harder. Probably a reluctance to give away anything you might conceivably use yourself caused a block. I did it, but it remained hard when it had once been easy."
Writing
"As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it."
People
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