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Steve Guttenberg

"It's good Xerox is known for its copying machines, and it's good Jim Carrey is known for comedy."

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"It's good Xerox is known for its copying machines, and it's good Jim Carrey is known for comedy."

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Aberjhani

"Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity."

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Aberjhani

"As if I'd had time to drug it in the two milliseconds she'd let me out of her sight."

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Aberjhani

"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."

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Aberjhani

"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."

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Aberjhani

"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."

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Aberjhani

"She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy."

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Aberjhani

"Unless you're Jack Lemmon or Cary Grant, there are few guys who can do comedy and drama."

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Aberjhani

"You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?"

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Aberjhani

"Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes."

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Aberjhani

"There's always been physical suffering in comedy."

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Steve Guttenberg
"Unless you're Jack Lemmon or Cary Grant, there are few guys who can do comedy and drama."

Comedy

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Steve Guttenberg
"In Utah, there are no bad things in the water there. It's just smooth, really beautiful."

Water

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Steve Guttenberg
"I'm somebody who deserves to be supported and encouraged to continue my work because I have a lot to give."

Work

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Steve Guttenberg
"I'm sure if you dig deep, Joe and Ralph Fiennes do it because they want to be noticed."

Deep

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Steve Guttenberg
"The allure of Hollywood is huge when you don't know anything. You don't know the knives behind the smiles."

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Steve Guttenberg
"Underneath all the skin, we're all the same."

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Steve Guttenberg
"I've made a lot of people a lot of money, and I've made a lot of people really happy. I've entertained millions and millions of people."

Money

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Steve Guttenberg
"If you put down a list of jobs, doctor, lawyer, janitor, teacher or movie star, everybody would pick the movie star. And why? So you could lie around the pool, drink margaritas and send money to your parents. So that's what I did."

Money

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Steve Guttenberg
"I've only had good experiences with actors. Starring next to them and directing them, for the most part they're all inspiring, special people."

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Steve Guttenberg
"You never know who's going to become your friend. Friends are always chance meetings."

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