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John Mortimer

"Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute."

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Donna Grant

"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."

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Donna Grant

"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."

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Donna Grant

"I wear so many disguises on the show that only a real comedy fan might spot me."

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Donna Grant

"One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes."

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Donna Grant

"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."

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Donna Grant

"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."

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Donna Grant

"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."

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Donna Grant

"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."

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Donna Grant

"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."

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Donna Grant

"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."

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John Mortimer
"There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward."

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John Mortimer
"The worst fault of the working classes is telling their children they're not going to succeed."

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John Mortimer
"Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute."

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John Mortimer
"To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph."

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John Mortimer
"I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward."

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John Mortimer
"I suppose that writers should, in a way, feel flattered by the censorship laws. They show a primitive fear and dread at the fearful magic of print."

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John Mortimer
"No brilliance is needed in the law. Nothing but common sense, and relatively clean finger nails."

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John Mortimer
"The only rule I have found to have any validity in writing is not to bore yourself."

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John Mortimer
"All the flower children were as alike as a congress of accountants and about as interesting."

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John Mortimer
"There is always time for failure."

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