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"Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute."
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"The only rule I have found to have any validity in writing is not to bore yourself."
Boredom
"The freedom to make a fortune on the stock exchange has been made to sound more alluring than freedom of speech."
Fortune
"There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward."
Pleasure
"The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yogurt."
Life
"Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute."
Comedy
"All the flower children were as alike as a congress of accountants and about as interesting."
Family
"To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph."
Duty
"The worst fault of the working classes is telling their children they're not going to succeed."
Family
"There is always time for failure."
Time
"I suppose that writers should, in a way, feel flattered by the censorship laws. They show a primitive fear and dread at the fearful magic of print."
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"Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity."
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"As if I'd had time to drug it in the two milliseconds she'd let me out of her sight."
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"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."
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"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."
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"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."
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"She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy."
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"I've played comedy before but not that much. I mostly do get drawn to darker material."
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"I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy."
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"Good comedy is ageless."
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"Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field."
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