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"Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with."
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"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."
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"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."
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"I wear so many disguises on the show that only a real comedy fan might spot me."
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"One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes."
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"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."
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"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."
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"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
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"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."
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"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
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"I had to stop myself from laughing. Who needs help taking a pill?"
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"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither."
Woman
"Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with."
Comedy
"I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid."
Care
"Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make."
Money
"As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything."
Government
"When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show."
Honor
"Nothing's funny about someone who's successful."
Funny
"The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them."
Brother
"There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it."
Learning
"But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy."
Eating
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