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Drew Carey

"Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with."

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"Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with."

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"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."

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