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"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."
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"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."
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"I wear so many disguises on the show that only a real comedy fan might spot me."
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"One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes."
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"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."
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"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."
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"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
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"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."
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"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
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"I had to stop myself from laughing. Who needs help taking a pill?"
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"The first thing you need to run for President is a budget of around $20 million dollars a day."
Politics

"It's wherever business rules, business is going to get the politicians they want because they control the money and money controls the power."
Business

"If I've got food and water, as long as I can exercise my mind and keep it nimble, then I'll be okay."
Food

"The only reality is our society, and I mean this seriously, Western Society is a very sick society."
Society

"If you like a story that's totally different and won't know which way it's going... where it's go ing to end up and which way it's going to take you, then I think my work fits the bill."
Work

"Comedy, at least the way I write comedy, is just drama with jokes."
Comedy

"I mean, price is price. It's just where you want to spend your money."
Money

"But basically, I'm trying to write a fun story."
Fun

"Planet Lucy Press? I incorporated myself to deal with publishing and was calling myself Big Bang Incorporated, which of course has to do with the Big Bang at the beginning of creation."
Beginning

"That and the fact that I knew that nobody was going to publish my work at Dark Horse or DC or anywhere."
Work
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