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"Socialism is a fraud, a comedy, a phantom, a blackmail."
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"Bob had a dog buscuit stuck to his head. 'How does he always get food stuck to him?' I asked Morelli. 'I don't know,' Morelli said. 'It's a Bob mystery. I think stuff falls out of his mouth and he rolls in it. I'm not sure.'-Morelli And Stephanie."
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"This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel."
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"Well just call me Hannibal Lecter. With cleavage."
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"I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot."
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"I don't really like comedy."
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"I get out of the car, and I'm blasted by the stench of body odor. Cricket is beside me, and he's talking, but his words don't reach my ears.Because it's my mother.Smelling.On my porch."
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"The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero."
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"I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going on the world. All I'm trying to do is think of stuff that's funny, just like when I'm kidding around with my friends."
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"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room."
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"The people that are running the bulk of the comic shops in North America aren't business people and they don't understand sales. They don't understand good product."
Business


"Jesus gives his life for the congregation, not the other way around."
Life


"Comedy, at least the way I write comedy, is just drama with jokes."
Comedy


"The violence in society, I'm afraid, is perpetrated by the people at the top."
Society


"The thing about American politics, as I've learned, is there is no choice."
Politics


"If I've got food and water, as long as I can exercise my mind and keep it nimble, then I'll be okay."
Food


"If I have a question about women and their behavior or attitudes, I always double check things with Lucy."
Woman


"The other thing is this industry has decided it only has one market. Unlike any other industry in the world, unlike film or books or sports even, this industry has decided it has only one market and that's 14 year old boys."
Sports


"If you like a story that's totally different and won't know which way it's going... where it's go ing to end up and which way it's going to take you, then I think my work fits the bill."
Work


"Everything I've done is an old Marvel comic in its' own way."
Old
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