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"I'd like to come back because I really miss doing situation comedy."
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"Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity."
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"As if I'd had time to drug it in the two milliseconds she'd let me out of her sight."
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"I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it."
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"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."
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"Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy."
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"She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy."
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"You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?"
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"Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes."
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"There's always been physical suffering in comedy."
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"Partly because the town is just finicky, there are strange Catch 22 clauses in the consciousness of this community and one of them was that you, I found out, you can't do a comedy unless you've just done a comedy."
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"But I'm not as bad as Al Pacino - he doesn't even know what month it is half the time when he's working."
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"If you want to direct, you've got to work."
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"Social Security's future has gotten worse, and each year we delay reform adds to the cost we are pushing off onto our children."
Children
"When I was a kid, I loved Popeye, but the old ones, the real old ones."
Old
"I'd like to come back because I really miss doing situation comedy."
Comedy
"It was a fight for a very long time. After the end of the first season, all that was done."
Time
"I'm just a lazy boy. I'd rather sit in my recliner and act."
Act
"Kids are at my level. I like goofing around with them."
Kids
"People in Medicaid ought to have access to the same insurance as the rest of the population. If they are segregated, it will be a poor plan for poor people."
People
"Like, every couple of months you read, they rewrite, you come back in, they've animated more stuff - they usually videotape you while you're reading it - so they'll incorporate some gestures and some facial expressions into it."
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