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"I'd like to come back because I really miss doing situation comedy."
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"98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
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"Then my first film was something called Cannibal Girls, which sounds like a horror movie but was actually kind of a goofy comedy with horror elements. Like a horror spoof."
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"Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended."
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"I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy."
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"I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch."
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"You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences."
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"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs."
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"You can't always go by the book, even in comedy."
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"Have a chocolate-covered raisin, he said."They look like rat droppings, said the Chair.The Dean peered at them in the gloom."So that's it, he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot."
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"In a comedy it helps enhance things that were already there."
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"It was a fight for a very long time. After the end of the first season, all that was done."
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"It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?"
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"Kids are at my level. I like goofing around with them."
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"I'm just a lazy boy. I'd rather sit in my recliner and act."
Act
"Social Security's future has gotten worse, and each year we delay reform adds to the cost we are pushing off onto our children."
Children
"If you want to direct, you've got to work."
Work
"When I was a kid, I loved Popeye, but the old ones, the real old ones."
Old
"This happens to be that the power of laughter and love would beat out the power of fear every time. You know, I hate to sound corny about it but it's true, and I think that's what this movie is about."
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"Basically, though, I'm just lucky to love what I do for a living."
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"But I'm not as bad as Al Pacino - he doesn't even know what month it is half the time when he's working."
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